Just wanted to say again how the Orlando fiction made my life.
I just ate a bunch of bacon and now I'm gonna go watch the Simpsons happy fridayyyyy
@Jaya Btw, a friend of mine just told me she remembers reading this fanfic when she was a teen and Orlando Bloom fangirl, and LOVED IT
"They all read like we had learned what a penis does on the back of a shampoo bottle and were trying to replicate whatever we were supposed to like about it."
Wait what are we supposed to like about them again?
Also this was fantastic.
So wait you're gonna send me Nutter Butters?
@Neve Garrett NO, NO THEY HAVEN'T, THAT'S NOT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN, FUUUUUUU
@Jazmine Hughes I enjoy planning all our get togethers in the comment section of your website. Let's wait until there's more snow on the ground so it'll feel like a real reenactment! I'll bring the rose petals.
@Neve Garrett @jazmine hughes so there's obviously a placenta black market right?
@Jazmine Hughes Done, pencil me in
@Jazmine Hughes Hey girl. When is our placenta hair/soup night?
I keep trying to comment something further on your response to the third question but I can't, it's just perfect.