I seem to have a body that is perfectly adapted to taking the pill, so I will likely never stop. Never gained weight, never had mood swings, and my period is two days long and features no cramps. I went off it for a couple months when I was traveling and NEVER AGAIN, oh god, my period was like a hurricane. Everyone has been trying to sell me on an IUD or something but hey, my body loves the pill! I'm not gonna fuck with that!
@StandardTuber Ahh don't worry, that's all stuff we found out and addressed when we put it in our hair! No extra risk but the one we already knew about!
When are we getting our "I got no time for bozos" tattoos?
Just wanted to say again how the Orlando fiction made my life.
I just ate a bunch of bacon and now I'm gonna go watch the Simpsons happy fridayyyyy
@Jaya Btw, a friend of mine just told me she remembers reading this fanfic when she was a teen and Orlando Bloom fangirl, and LOVED IT
"They all read like we had learned what a penis does on the back of a shampoo bottle and were trying to replicate whatever we were supposed to like about it."
Wait what are we supposed to like about them again?
Also this was fantastic.
So wait you're gonna send me Nutter Butters?
@Neve Garrett NO, NO THEY HAVEN'T, THAT'S NOT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN, FUUUUUUU
@Jazmine Hughes I enjoy planning all our get togethers in the comment section of your website. Let's wait until there's more snow on the ground so it'll feel like a real reenactment! I'll bring the rose petals.
@Neve Garrett @jazmine hughes so there's obviously a placenta black market right?