I don't want to be buried, because the idea of my fingernails continuing to grow makes me upset. I don't want to be cremated, though, because then I would be literal dust and I HATE dust. Burial at sea, maybe?
@Vera Knoop I think the ash works as sort of a stain? Try it with just butter (or mayo) if you don't have ash and see how it goes! And then come back and tell me how it went.
@Jazmine Hughes TOUGH BUT FAIR.
@Jazmine Hughes LOL. I'll forgive you! Maybe make your bed extra nice tomorrow as penance?
@topscallop Oh sure, I've got advice on that! Here's a post I did last year on the subject: http://deadspin.com/help-how-do-i-get-these-rust-stains-out-of-my-shirt-732249863
(There's no tone on the internet, so to be clear*, I'm yanking your chains!)(*I literally wrote "to be clean")
ALSO! What was everyone's favorite Hallowe'en piece this week? I cannot pick a favorite. I think I'll just reread them all this weekend while watching The Unaired Elvira Show Pilot for the 57th time.
@OhMarie I think it was!!! The biggest problem with the annual Hallowe'en posts is that I generally get the really good questions in November :(
@can't get there from here (((hugs)))
@johannapanda@twitter I love everything about this story, including and especially that you did not panic. <3 <3 <3