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On I Mounted a Fox: An Interview with Allis Markham

Cats are the things I warn my students about.

You and me both, sister. You and me both.

(I loved this. I am going to spend the next hour or so seething at your life with jealousy.)

Posted on September 12, 2014 at 3:31 pm 0

On A Song of Spice and Fire

Perfect Thing Is Perfect.

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 6:55 am 0

On Please Welcome Jazmine Hughes, The Hairpin's New Contributing Editor

today marks the last day that this is *not* a Danny DeVito fanfic website, but for job security, I promise to read all of your submissions anyway. I also accept all unsolicited photos of dogs.

I can tell you one thing, you're my new favorite person on the internet that's for sure.

Posted on September 1, 2014 at 12:16 pm 1

On Some of the Psychics I Have Been To

I still need to do a reading for you and also kidnap you and squire you away to Salem over Hallowe'en weekend to go to the psychic fair. In the meantime, maybe we should just go to a candle carving class at Enchantments because I'm dyingggggggg to do that.

Posted on August 21, 2014 at 3:58 pm 0

On #TBT To That Time We Almost Had It All

For funsies, Michelle, you should bring some Land O Lakes butter into the office to see if you can elicit a "GET YOUR GARBAGE BUTTER OUT OF MY MOUTH" from Choire. Oh man, nothing makes me happier than when Choire goes into a GARBAGE BUTTER rage.

Posted on August 21, 2014 at 1:35 pm 0

On Playing the Lexical Field

@Meredith Haggerty@facebook These are perfect.

Posted on August 21, 2014 at 9:58 am 0

On Playing the Lexical Field

May I request a complete accounting of your Google Alerts, Meredith?

Posted on August 21, 2014 at 9:24 am 0

On Just Keep Livin', (Livin' = Wearing a Fanny Pack Without Apologies)

I got a fanny pack full of glue products shipped to me at Jezebel and it was pretty much the best thing that happened to me during my tenure at Jezebel.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 1:47 pm 2

On An Important Conversation about Choices and Business

Casual capes yessssssss

Posted on August 18, 2014 at 4:56 pm 0

On A Very Garfunkel and Oates Hello

[SHIMMIES]

Posted on August 18, 2014 at 9:26 am 2