@iceberg In late pregnancy, I feel a kinship to the Bergy Bits.
What's Frisky bitching/crying about today?
You made me coffee like I asked, and now it smells like coffee grounds in the kitchen.
There was a ball of tape in the basement.
You sneezed, I bitched at you, AND I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT.
@Judith Slutler I told my mom about learning the keys-through-the-fingers move in a junior high self defense class. "Oh yeah," she said, "Jab them in the eyes!" This is still vaguely disturbing me 20 years later.
@Ophelia I've thought about Declan! The hubster likes Duncan, but that seems so...bookish.
I wanted a two-syllable Irish boy's name that meant "fire." Luckily, there is one! Unluckily, it's Aiden and it's the most popular goddamn boys' name there is.
I don't even know any Aidens. It's all Henry and Elliot with my crowd.
Sooooo, we're still thinking about it with 11 weeks to go.
Do these pregnant ladies never drink beer?
@fondue with cheddar I thought I was having a mildly sexy interlude with my oral surgeon. It was fine.
But...I sincerely need help Being a Girl! And, especially, Being a Pregnant Lady Who Wears Clothes! Guess Twitter will have to do. Thank you, and good luck on the next thing!
@wallsdonotfall Something like this? I love a good olive oil cake. http://www.oregonlive.com/foodday/index.ssf/2008/06/recipe_detail.html?id=7261
UGH this is so rude to anyone else who might want a table in that restaurant. And to the waitstaff and owners who might prefer to turn some tables over to make money.
Hello! I saw a woman wearing those boots in downtown Portland this morning. That is all.