@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose My sister is a nurse too, and a fear monger of the "tick tock tick tock biological clock" type (Yes, she's actually said that to me. Many times.) She's totally wrong. She was freaking me out so much, I went to my gynecologist and asked her about all these age/preggo things, and you know what? She said the same things this article said. So, anyway, point being, I love my gyno, she's the best and nurses can be wrong, especially of the nosy sister variety.
@fondue with cheddar Ugh! This is bringing back the time in 9th grade biology when all I got this note saying: There is a stain on the back of your skirt and we know what it is. It was was signed by all the popular girls.
@Jim Behrle@twitter Insane enough to eat our toilet brush.
I mailed my sister's dog a Valentine, even though her dog is insane.
@Dirty Hands That part is my FAVORITE. My very most favorite ever.
My fav from an ex: Having sex with you is like sleeping with a Muppet. A Muppet!
@Doilyhead Oh man, the mustache! My very sweet, but sometimes clueless fiance asked me if I was going to do anything to my upper lip before the wedding.
A boy I liked agreed to go to a dance with me. A mean girl he liked found out and told him not to go with me. He didn't. They never ended up dating anyway. The night of the dance, my best friend asked our waiter at Hoss's if he would go with me. He also said no. I was pretty undateable.
@Nicole Cliffe Don't fret! Miracles can happen! Once, my cat escaped my apartment and disappeared for days. We put up signs everywhere. A while later, someone came and showed us to our flattened little cat's body and we cried and cried.
Flash forward a couple months and who shows up banging up my window but my resurrected cat! Sure, he was skinny and scared and his hair was matted and missing in some parts and he certainly had many misadventures, but he was home and alive! This is a true story!