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"Couple plan to spend £1m EuroMillions winnings indulging their gnomes"

Click here to see the happiest photo in the world. May we all find the inner peace Gnome Couple has found.

The Ultimate Guide To Wearing A Jumpsuit

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Things I've Almost Written About And Then Deleted

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Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

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New York's Hottest New Dessert Is Clafoumisu

Eater's Dessert Rodeo: Internet joke, or eerie look into the future? For the record I've never had a Cronut. I don't wait on line for nobody.

The Best Time Hair Plopping Made Me Look Like A Chaos Muppet

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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by boner pills

Science funding is "the lowest it has been since the Second World War as a fraction of the federal budget," said MIT physicist Marc Kastner, who led the committee that wrote "The Future Postponed" report, issued on Monday. "This really threatens America's future." READ MORE

Thank God For Facebook Disaster Check, I Think

Facebook is where I learned about this weekend's devastating earthquake in Nepal. I learned about it because it alerted me that two of my family members in the area were safe and sound, a feature that has apparently been around since last year. My family is from Lucknow, a city in Uttar Pradesh about 130 miles from the Nepal border, which I have now learned is in the "moderate risk zone" but still, you know, looks pretty damn close. READ MORE

We Are Watching Vin Diesel's Acting Debut

Just...just take twenty minutes to watch this. There is so much. I know it's called Multi-Facial but I swear it's not a porn. This is a film Vin Diesel wrote, directed and starred in in 1995, and it got him noticed by Steven Spielberg at FUCKING CANNES. It is about a young, sensitive, ethnically ambiguous actor struggling to get cast in a world where he is told his "look" is wrong for everything. He has one earring, and is concerned about coming off as a "misogynistic, homophobic guido," and you guys I am going to cry. VIN KNOWS MY STRUGGLE. VIN CONTAINS MULTITUDES.

Weekend Roundup/Open Thread

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