I have a Sears poncho
@Ee Gads Yeah, half of them would have the word "Screenshot" and then a string of numbers.
K, done now. More action than I thought. I guess you could call me "PacoBell's Cannon," know what I'm sayin'?!
I would comment, but I have to go to the bathroom real bad all of a sudden
Well, if it "completely fill[s] the penile shaft and gonads" with ~100ml of fluid, that's going to make it bigger. I'm down.
On How to Mount a TV When You Have No Boyfriend, No Prospects, and Lack the Shamelessness Required to Ask for Help
@TheBelleWitch Wait, so did they build the house around you? Or is this some kind of Cask of Amontillado kind of thing? It's probably none of my business but if it's the latter I think your gentleman friend might have lied about his handiness. Also, i would maybe... well, you already are planning an exit strategy, so I guess keep doing what you're doing.
I'm too poor to be on Pinterest *sad face* So a Thigh Gap is maybe supposed to be a good thing? I kind of recently discovered the allure of asses - but not any particular kind, you know? Just gazin' malely at all this overlooked topography and have not come to any conclusions. Not too happy that some trend is going to skew my taxonomizing tho
Oh and also after tutoring ESL students, problems with grammatical agreement are one of the last thing to be resolved for some people. And my proofing circuits got blown out after that experience so much that I read typos where there are none (which is pretty disconcerting since proofreading is so unfashionable these days as it is).