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On Illustrated Outgoing Texts: Chapter 1

flipmode, flipmode is the greatest

Posted on July 4, 2014 at 12:04 am 0

On Did You Bring Your Dick to the Table?

Is it food-safe? Like, what if I wanted to stick it in the mashed potatoes?

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 2:54 pm 1

On Grab Bag Spring Fashion Tips

Weird... a lot of the time the only thing I wear is a shirt. This is probably going to be a real boost for my #brand

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm 1

On Talkin' JEWELS: Erie Basin's Russell Whitmore

@Edith Zimmerman You have the patience of a saint

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 12:48 pm 0

On Talkin' JEWELS: Erie Basin's Russell Whitmore

Kraanth...

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 12:24 pm 0

On George Is the One With the Glasses: My Seinfeld Capitulation

@hearts & strings That's a good way to express your excitement about dairy!

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 5:27 am 1

On George Is the One With the Glasses: My Seinfeld Capitulation

Imagen if someoen 1st watch Seinfeld in modarn day

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 3:43 pm 3

On Did People Watch Doll & Em Last Night?

@whizz_dumb The Doors are the Sweatshirt was what Huxley was originally going to call his book what with all time he spent looking at the textures of his clothing

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 2:11 pm 2

On Talking to Anne Helen Petersen About Leaving Academia for BuzzFeed

Let us know which conference room is your favorite

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 12:28 pm 1

On Did People Watch Doll & Em Last Night?

Hey...

You look like you're having a little trouble there. What's draggin'?

No lemon juice? Try white wine vinegar.

No garlic? Chives or shallots will do in a pinch.

Oil? Don't get me started!

You ever try doing it with cannellini beans? You should - just once. For the experience.

And keep this strictly under wraps, but if you're really hard up you can use... peanut butter! No! Shhh!!! When you got a hankerin'... Well, you do what you gotta do.

"He was a dip who didn't play by the rules. He was...

...a Loose Hummus!"

*brass section blares*

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 11:00 pm 0