By HeyThatsMyBike on "It Was There, and It Was Gone"

@quamquam vivit Well, I guess we did get to watch a mini-reenactment with the dog wiggling its way out. But I'd like to hear about how the lady freed herself, too!
PS HOW is that dog totally uninjured? "No bigs, just spent the day under a house. Just need to shake off and I'm on my way."

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 10:10 am 5

By vunder on Frances Ha

I found the Baumbach/Gerwig profile so incredibly yucky. I like him, I like her, but the fawning and the paternalism was so gross. Maybe I'm just sensitive to the older man-younger woman thing but way to play the part Noah.

Posted on May 6, 2013 at 5:20 pm 2

By Alli525 on Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@ALL OF YOU: I want to curl up in this post and live here forever.

@insouciantlover: Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaste!!

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 5:53 pm 2

By slanket on Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@Alli525 YES! And can we discuss theories about Jon Snow's lineage, please?!?

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 3:41 pm 5

By melis on Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

He has the bitchface of one Peter Campbell and the hair of a LOTR extra. He is gloriously bizarre-looking.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 3:25 pm 14

By HeyThatsMyBike on "How I Stopped Eating Food"

@Apocalypstick I know, it almost reads like the Moose Cleanse, except minus the deadpan. But I would do the Moose Cleanse over this any day! Bring on the pond scum!

Posted on March 14, 2013 at 10:14 am 15

By area@twitter on "How I Stopped Eating Food"

This is how the zombie apocalypse is going to start, isn't it.

Posted on March 14, 2013 at 9:57 am 7

By SarahDances on All Things Converge

My best friend recently attended a wedding where the best woman and the officiant were a lesbian couple, the latter of whom was visibly pregnant via the groom's sperm, so... whatever, man. Just do what feels right for you.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 10:17 am 19

By Emby on Throw This Party: The Breakfast Club

Don't turn me awayyyyyyyyyyy

Posted on March 7, 2013 at 2:28 pm 4

By raised amongst catalogs on What Made You a Feminist?

Whatever it was, it happened before I hit 2nd grade. We were all assigned an animal to write a report on, and mine was on monkeys. Unable to write an objectively scientific paper, my report included the following:
"The mother monkeys carry the babies everywhere with them. I think that the father monkeys should carry the babies sometimes, too."

Posted on March 6, 2013 at 3:36 pm 15