By laurel on Friday Open Thread
@sydwi I rely on moderate amounts of pre-game exercise and alcohol, as appropriate, in nerve-making situations.
By Myrtle on Friday Open Thread
@jazzloon last month I was grocery shopping and "Man In The Mirror" came on and I looked at another shopper and started to cry. If it helps.
"At this, I jump to the immediate conclusion this man is an inferior rube whose favorite things are Macklemore and chicken nuggets."
100% recently moved, don't yet have a mirror. (Skirt length affirmation encompassed therein.)
Because I wanted to see one and you might too:
Anyone Whatsoever Has Left Me a Voicemail
By RNL on Goosebumps for Grown-Ups
My Dad's Fiancee Is Having a Lingerie Bridal Shower and I Have to Go
"Do You Do Anal?": A Choose Your Own Adventure in Online Dating!
Thank all the gods that be that I happened to read this article while stuffing my face, because otherwise so help me there would have been fatalities as I mauled my way to the bakery.
Elena is very safety-conscious and wouldn't get in a boat that wasn't!