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Lumpy Space Princess

My first username on a bloggy site! I'm really part of the internet now!

By avocadosandwich on Your Breakfast Has Been Lying to You

hobbit gif! hobbit gif! hobbit gif!

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 2:17 pm 2

By lemonadefish on Your Breakfast Has Been Lying to You

I enjoy not being jailed for assault, so I too will stick with breakfast. And second breakfast. Sometimes elevensies as well. Followed by lunch and then tea time. Depending on how that's all gone, I might or might not actually be interested in dinner though.

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 2:11 pm 5

By apples and oranges on Your Breakfast Has Been Lying to You

Most mornings I hate eating breakfast (aka DON'T eat breakfast) because my stomach takes like 2-3 hours longer to wake up than the rest of me. Food makes me feel sick if I haven't been up for a while. And Science can do what it wants, I'm not eating until I feel hungry.

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 2:02 pm 4

By laurel on Your Breakfast Has Been Lying to You

But breakfast is how I talk myself into getting out of bed.

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 2:00 pm 19

By martinipie on Your Breakfast Has Been Lying to You

@cuminafterall I, too, attempt to structure my meal plan as hobbits do.

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 1:50 pm 17

By fondue with cheddar on Good Man Profiled

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 1:28 pm 5

By TheLetterL on 5 Ways to Engage Your Core

@RK Fire New, from Spanx...

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 1:25 pm 1

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on Good Man Profiled

Wait, who can't see Don Draper falling apart? It's evident from the show's intro, when Don's cut out is literally falling.

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 1:05 pm 9

By Jizzcliner on What If Gwyneth Paltrow Is Merely a Mirror of Our Own Obnoxiousness?

@City_Dater What if GOOP were one of us?

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 11:54 pm 7

By olivebee on I'd Like to Buy the World a Brand New Disease to Fear

Story time: on a recent trip to rural Michigan, my husband had an, uh, emergency and had to get out of the car, run into a spinach field in the pitch black night, and get rid of said emergency.

When he got back into the car, I basically made him strip so I could check for ticks because I am paranoid about both illnesses and bugs, and while he didn't have any ticks, he did have about 25 mosquito bites on his ass.

I'm sure he'd be happy to know I posted this on the internet.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 5:28 pm 9