My first username on a bloggy site! I'm really part of the internet now!
hobbit gif! hobbit gif! hobbit gif!
I enjoy not being jailed for assault, so I too will stick with breakfast. And second breakfast. Sometimes elevensies as well. Followed by lunch and then tea time. Depending on how that's all gone, I might or might not actually be interested in dinner though.
Most mornings I hate eating breakfast (aka DON'T eat breakfast) because my stomach takes like 2-3 hours longer to wake up than the rest of me. Food makes me feel sick if I haven't been up for a while. And Science can do what it wants, I'm not eating until I feel hungry.
But breakfast is how I talk myself into getting out of bed.
@cuminafterall I, too, attempt to structure my meal plan as hobbits do.
@RK Fire New, from Spanx...
Wait, who can't see Don Draper falling apart? It's evident from the show's intro, when Don's cut out is literally falling.
@City_Dater What if GOOP were one of us?
Story time: on a recent trip to rural Michigan, my husband had an, uh, emergency and had to get out of the car, run into a spinach field in the pitch black night, and get rid of said emergency.
When he got back into the car, I basically made him strip so I could check for ticks because I am paranoid about both illnesses and bugs, and while he didn't have any ticks, he did have about 25 mosquito bites on his ass.
I'm sure he'd be happy to know I posted this on the internet.