On This Is Sober Sex

This is lovely and I only wish it were longer. Sober sex with a new person is still terrifying to me.

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 5:04 pm 1

On The Best Time I Said Yes to Everything for a Week and Ended Up Having Bad Sex (Twice), Going Camping and Contracting Shingles

I really loved this and I deal with my social anxiety in the exact same way and also got shingles after a particularly trying time (though not on the vag and I feel very lucky!!) my cross to bear was that I didn't have health insurance and cried when I couldn't afford $350 for valtrex

Posted on February 18, 2014 at 7:11 pm 0

On Lucy's Conquests

All I want in this life of sin IS a dog. Life plan: make more money, secure dog friendly apt, acquire dog, happi(er) ever after.

Posted on January 7, 2014 at 7:31 pm 2

On Writing, Depression and Learning How to Handle Attention: A Conversation with Allie Brosh

@likearollingpin Ugh, I was like TERRY! STOP! and then I got all weird and choked up when Allie did.

Posted on November 13, 2013 at 4:50 pm 1

On Out With the October, In With the New Susan Miller Forecast

Oh man I hope Susan is right because I really need a job and I am waiting to hear back from a second interview I went on last week and why won't they just hire me NOW I'm obviously perfect for it asdafghjeifjei!#@%$#%#%. Also if I don't get a job by January I will be moving in with my parents, KILL ME NOW.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 12:30 pm 0

On NONONO, "Human Being"

Me too! If I had recognized you, I probably would have been an embarrassing Hairpin fangirl.

Posted on October 16, 2013 at 12:51 pm 0

On NONONO, "Human Being"

I was there last night too! They were great!

Posted on October 16, 2013 at 12:48 pm 0

On "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

@Fear Biter I started an entire (sadly abandoned) blog based on that special!! Mostly in response to the guy who says in it "Sandwiches are totally a guy thing!" which I was obviously offended by.

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:16 pm 1

On Three Years of Gchats Trying to Convince My Best Friend to Like Drake

I once had a sex dream about Spinner, but I guess that's slightly irrelevant. Degrassi 4eva!

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 3:51 pm 5

On The "Prom-posal"

I asked a guy I had a huge crush on at work who was a couple of years older...he said yes. Cut to two days before the prom, he makes me go sit in his car during work and tells me that he can no longer go with me because his dad is sick (I realize I might sound like a b*tch here...but his dad had been sick for a long time and as far as I can discern nothing had changed)...conveniently his super dorky friend called me not an hour later to tell me that he was available. I took him up on it but I wasn't very nice, I still feel guilty for being a shallow 18 year old but it felt like they had pulled a bait and switch on me!

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 11:03 am 1