When you're in Chandigarh, skip the Dolls Museum (why is the most attractive feature a TRAIN and not a DOLL?!) and hang out at Nek Chand's rock garden. Tens or hundreds of concrete lady figures made out of old bangles!
I am totally laughing alone in my office, piece of spinach stuck in my teeth! True story!
Worse: when people at your place of employ ask you your due date when you are fetus-free. Congratulations! It's a cheese sandwich!