Roaring Girl

Roaring Girl

I eat tacos and drink Guinness. I do other things, but they're not important.

On Our Squid, Ourselves

There are not enough comments about how awesome this piece is, and so I will supply one. I heart this, I heart you, never change.

Posted on October 10, 2013 at 8:11 pm 3

On A Chat With The Hairpin's New Editor, Emma Carmichael

I am a cupcake. I rule you.

Posted on May 8, 2013 at 12:32 pm 2

On I Want to Believe: Discovering the Inner Scully

@daisicles Yaaaaaaay people agreeing! I think my brain was actually doing me a solid, because it takes me so long to get used to giving my new age after a birthday and I keep screwing it up. This way, I can just say I'm 30 for the next three years and everything will be wonderful. And maybe at some point I will start feeling like a grownup instead of a big lady-child and then numbers will mean something again?

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 8:15 pm 0

On I Want to Believe: Discovering the Inner Scully

@aliceandstuff Also 28! But as soon as I stopped being 27, I started thinking of myself as 30.

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 5:21 pm 2

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@Alli525 I'm on board the R+L=J train, though, because three-headed dragon and all that, and I can't think of any other reason Ned would let his good name get a little mud on it.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 4:40 pm 3

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@iceberg I think if you look at it from a totally logical and scientific standpoint, you will realize that Jaime's hot:horrible ratio fully justifies your enjoyment, whereas Joffrey's hot:horrible ratio is nowhere close. Like, Jaime is at least 1:1, while Joffrey is probably something like 1:15.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 2:48 pm 6

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@packedsuitcase I absolutely agree--Drogo and Jon Snow are tied for #1 for me. FWIW, I wasn't into Jon Snow until he grew up a bit, and he didn't make it that high on my list until this season. Before that, I just kind of thought he was an adorable baby.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 2:38 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

I am freaking out because we're moving back to our home town in two weeks with no job waiting for us, and I will suddenly be switching places with my husband so that he's the student and I'm the breadwinner. My old temp agency said to just call as soon as I'm done moving, but that SCARES THE BAJEESUS OUT OF ME because what if they don't find anything for me? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

Posted on April 26, 2013 at 3:27 pm 0

On Ways You Can't Mess Up That "The Best Scones" Recipe Despite Trying

@iceberg Carob is an immediate indication that whatever you're making is NOT WORTH IT JUST RUN

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 1:34 pm 5

On The Insecurity Pie

@Verity I have peeing dreams all the time (a lot of dreams about giant flooded bathrooms with very little privacy, IDEK), and have yet to wet the bed during one. So yay me, I guess?

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 5:06 pm 1