On Ask Baba Yaga: How Do I Deal With My Boyfriend's Past Partners Gracefully?

@karenb Congratulations, how wonderful?

Posted on September 18, 2013 at 7:39 pm 0

On The Sexual History of Jared Sabbagh, Part 3

@j-i-a As someone (I am a woman) who was once in a relationship with a man who secretly cruised in the park, glory-holed, basically Grindrd (before Grindr existed), what could have happened does scare the shit out of me. At that point he was the only person I'd ever had sex with and I did not knowingly assume that risk.

From what I understand, closeted men married to women are not uncommon in the spaces Jared describes.

Posted on September 12, 2013 at 12:46 pm 6

On At Last, An Overlap in the Venn Diagram of "Visually Pleasing" and "Bike Helmet"

@Jen@twitter Agree. I have a serious problem with the whole bike aesthetic and when I started commuting by bike thought one of these BMX type helmets was the way to go. It wasn't long until I was rocking a futuristic hole-y Giro thing, looking like something out of Neon Genesis Evangelion, fuck it, I need ventilation!

I'm on my second one because I crashed and had a concussion and staples in my scalp even though I was helmeted, and I'm pretty sure I would have been dead otherwise, so everyone wear a goddamn helmet, all the time.

Posted on September 4, 2013 at 3:07 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@HitchedUpKids Emotional cutoff plus time.

Posted on July 26, 2013 at 6:18 pm 0

On Oh Stop It, July!

@Amphora booch.

Posted on July 25, 2013 at 2:22 pm 0

On A Very American Open Thread

@fondue with cheddar @panther Oh my goodness you guys, please never put soap in the lake!

Posted on July 4, 2013 at 8:36 am 0

On A Very American Open Thread

@iceberg To be fair to you, from here they sound really fucking annoying.

Posted on July 3, 2013 at 6:25 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

Well, that Rob Ford live thing on CP24 just now was boring. I think we probably ain't never seein' the vid.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 3:46 pm 0

On The Original Swiss Army Knife

A billion keys and customer "loyalty" cards, and at least two bottle openers, and a pocketknife, and a USB thingy for work, and other shit of no particular use.

I once went to a Ren Faire psychic and she asked me for something personal so she could pick up on my vibe or whatever. When I transfered my key chain to her she was like, okay, WOW... and proceeded to tell me I wasn't sure if I loved my then husband (true), and a bunch of other weird stuff like if I didn't learn to say no I'd get cancer ("not saying you'll get cancer, but you need to start saying no OR ELSE..."--THANKS LADY).

Wait, have I told this story on here already? Shit. Anyway, I got a new car and someone told me extra key chain weight would ruin my ignition so I took all that extra stuff off, except it was just like this kind of mitosis where things just started to latch on to either half and now I have two enormous heavy key chain talisman soul amulets.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 1:51 pm 2

On Friday Open Thread

@chnellociraptor You guys, Rob Ford smokes crack!

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 4:53 pm 1