@stonefruit Seriously what is it with Grandmas and body criticism.
Mine were nice ladies and not monsters, but there are a handful of comments made to fat little me that I will never forget as long as I live.
@Regina Phalange deets look the same to me.
@coolallison Is it because The Toast exists?
@squishycat I did a thing where we served lunch and polled for dietary restrictions (as is customary) ...and fucking lost it when someone requested "paleo".
I dunno, this is more a problem I always had, that Mr. Hitachi solved.
Can we stop citing "how many hits" a search for something turns up as some kind of indicator of something, though?
I mean, my real name plus "plastic surgery" turns up 14,200,000 hits.
(I love you and this article).
@yossariangirl I wish I could mustard up the nerve to try that!
@j-i-a Coulda been the Sun?
Holy crap, this is indistinguishable from one of those bullshit BuzzFeed listicle things.