On The Best Time I Went Speed-Dating

@mc coolfriend you had me at "but not like, in my heart, you know?"

never were truer words spoken by a Walmart thief. "IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION. PROMISE."

Posted on July 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm 0

On The Best Time I Went Speed-Dating

@Faintly Macabre you win for the day.

Posted on July 16, 2012 at 3:13 pm 0

On Ask an Indelicate Question: How Do You Go, Girl?

@frigwiggin WAIT, YOU SWOOP FRONT TO BACK RIGHT? never back to front? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW SOMETIMES YOU GET UTIs! That's what my OBGYN says anyway.

Posted on June 28, 2012 at 1:41 pm 0

On Ask an Indelicate Question: How Do You Go, Girl?

@sidral mundet yes! amazing! although haven't you worried about how dirty your hands are from playing solitaire while pooing? and the poo particles?!?

Posted on June 28, 2012 at 1:29 pm 0

On "They will fight over the kettle and the teapot!"

@Barry Grant yes!

sadly, i'm going to tweet that right now. maybe edit my gchat status too. i shan't use google+ though.

Posted on June 14, 2012 at 5:54 pm 1

On Your 2012 Baby Name Guide: Miss America Contestant Edition

@Dancercise BEST COLLECTION OF NAMES EVER. Utah Baby Names

Posted on June 13, 2012 at 7:07 pm 0

On Carter, John Carter.

@myrna.minkoff It's just, I'm just so sad there will be no more. Pillow Talk. Prancin'....Glow Worm

Plus NINE years they were together, what happened?!?! I feel like I deserve an explanation from Rich but only if he's feeling up to it.

Posted on June 6, 2012 at 4:11 pm 0

On The Sound of Your Hymen Falling in the Woods

@redheaded&crazie (in high school, talking to my mom about how I horrified I was that so-and-so gave her boyfriend a blow job and maybe had anal sex)
My mom: "Honey, you never know the things you'll do for your partner."
Me: *speechless*

Posted on June 5, 2012 at 5:10 pm 3

On Intrauterine Devices FTW

@Sarah H. It's a little freaky. I feel like the best way to do it for me is in the shower. I can prop my leg up and get the angle. I feel like if you do it with no leg prop (hopefully you are) I actually get tense and freaked out. Also, when I first got it, the strings were tucked around the cervix. AND I swear that the ease of checking is easier at different points in your cycle.

OR I've had some friends who get their boyfriend to help them out. I know it may seem gross but it's helped troubleshoot and they feel so much better afterward. Just always prop the leg up for the angle!

Posted on June 4, 2012 at 2:15 pm 0

On Intrauterine Devices FTW

@Mingus_Thurber i completely agree. i'm on the west coast but my NP at PP was great too.

Posted on June 4, 2012 at 2:07 pm 0