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@adorable-eggplant Ugh the summer transition was brutal. We were doing great doing great high of 80 high of 80 then bam summer. Why do people even live in Texas?

I don't regret it but I've spent the last pointing accusing fingers at myself in the mirror for knowingly taking a job in an un-air-conditioned warehouse. In May. In Texas. What was I thinking‽

Posted on June 6, 2014 at 8:22 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

So I've been at my new job for a week now and I'm just sort of getting progressively more paranoid. I do sooo much less work than at Target. I'm sort of constantly afraid that I'm going to get fired any minute on the grounds that oh it turns out they didn't really need another worker.

I mean as terrible of a job as entry level retail is I know that I'm damn good value for money and thus basically will never be fired for anything short of punching customers in the throat while stealing iphones and sexually harassing my bosses.

I mean I'm doing my job at the warehouse and I'm doing it well but I can't shake the feeling that they're going to notice that they have 2 people doing a 1.5 person job... hopefully it's just been a slow week.

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 7:43 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

Oh and the WNBA preseason just started!

The Storm have Sue Bird back. Lauren Jackson is still out but apparently she's largely recovered so I'm hoping for a midseason addition.

Posted on May 2, 2014 at 5:18 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Onymous no no, I mean I've been working at Target for the last 18 months, that's ~11-1200 a month after taxes. This (just a warehouse gig) depending on taxes? 2-300 a month more.

Plus I'mma try to keep working Target on the weekends and that would be another 250-400 a month.

Posted on May 2, 2014 at 5:12 pm 0

On Goosebumps Plots Illustrated From Memory

This accurately represents too much of my childhood.

Posted on May 2, 2014 at 4:54 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

Got a job. It even approximates being a 'real' job.

Posted on May 2, 2014 at 4:54 pm 1

On Hi Comma; Bye, Comma

Fuck the comma; lets start using more semicolons.

Posted on April 29, 2014 at 2:50 pm 0

On Dolly Parton on Miley Cyrus

Dolly Parton: Pure Fucking Class.

Posted on April 24, 2014 at 4:26 pm 2

On Happy 500,000th Birthday to This Siberian Bacteria

To be fair Border Collies are probably smart enough to get addicted to smart phones if they had thumbs.

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 11:25 am 0

On Late Show With Not A Man

Samantha Bee.
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Posted on April 3, 2014 at 5:39 pm 4