On Friday Open Thread

Got a job. It even approximates being a 'real' job.

Posted on May 2, 2014 at 4:54 pm 1

On Hi Comma; Bye, Comma

Fuck the comma; lets start using more semicolons.

Posted on April 29, 2014 at 2:50 pm 0

On Dolly Parton on Miley Cyrus

Dolly Parton: Pure Fucking Class.

Posted on April 24, 2014 at 4:26 pm 2

On Happy 500,000th Birthday to This Siberian Bacteria

To be fair Border Collies are probably smart enough to get addicted to smart phones if they had thumbs.

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 11:25 am 0

On Late Show With Not A Man

Samantha Bee.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 5:39 pm 4

On Friday Open Thread

@tofuswalkman it's been two decades near as naught but as a kid we'd raise about a dozen or so at a time. We'd keep them in a kiddie pool of sawdust for a little bit then move them out to the coop. Pretty low maintenance all around.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 5:14 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@adorable-eggplant Fuck tomatoes.

Rotten tomatoes smell worse than death.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 6:40 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

I just made oatmeal butterscotch cookies... and ate half of them.

mmmm cookies.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 6:38 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@adorable-eggplant I think #7 wins that with it's ridiculously pleased grin.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 3:52 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

One of the only good things about working a shit job in the ungodly early mornings is that when I get home I can sit down and leisurely work my way through a pot of too strong coffee and I can still frame it as having coffee in the morning like a civilized human being.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 3:50 pm 0