Fuck the comma; lets start using more semicolons.
Dolly Parton: Pure Fucking Class.
To be fair Border Collies are probably smart enough to get addicted to smart phones if they had thumbs.
@tofuswalkman it's been two decades near as naught but as a kid we'd raise about a dozen or so at a time. We'd keep them in a kiddie pool of sawdust for a little bit then move them out to the coop. Pretty low maintenance all around.
@adorable-eggplant Fuck tomatoes.
Rotten tomatoes smell worse than death.
I just made oatmeal butterscotch cookies... and ate half of them.
@adorable-eggplant I think #7 wins that with it's ridiculously pleased grin.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)
One of the only good things about working a shit job in the ungodly early mornings is that when I get home I can sit down and leisurely work my way through a pot of too strong coffee and I can still frame it as having coffee in the morning like a civilized human being.
@BuffyBot Yeah, it took about a year after I moved to Socorro for me to really get into the groove of New Mexican food, but I am sooo looking forward to carne adovada and sopapillas everywhere (currently in Austin).
I know Southern New Mexico fairly well but really most of my Burque experience is just solving the traveling salesman problem for various liquor stores.