This accurately represents too much of my childhood.
Got a job. It even approximates being a 'real' job.
Fuck the comma; lets start using more semicolons.
Dolly Parton: Pure Fucking Class.
To be fair Border Collies are probably smart enough to get addicted to smart phones if they had thumbs.
@tofuswalkman it's been two decades near as naught but as a kid we'd raise about a dozen or so at a time. We'd keep them in a kiddie pool of sawdust for a little bit then move them out to the coop. Pretty low maintenance all around.
@adorable-eggplant Fuck tomatoes.
Rotten tomatoes smell worse than death.
I just made oatmeal butterscotch cookies... and ate half of them.
@adorable-eggplant I think #7 wins that with it's ridiculously pleased grin.