On Formative Sexperiments

Every one is damp for Hexxus.

Even as a straight 8 year old boy Tim Curry made me feel weird.

Posted on March 12, 2015 at 5:55 pm 0

On Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

With beans all the way. Seriously who has enough money to afford an entire pot of meat?

That said, reasons I love New Mexico: If you order a bowl of chili you get a bowl of chili, no meat, no beans just a bowl of chili

Posted on February 22, 2015 at 4:24 pm 0

On This Man Took a Photo of his Wife the Same Day Every Year for a Decade. You Won't Believe the Results.

@Anna Fitz you're crushing it.

Posted on February 18, 2015 at 1:22 pm 0

On How Many Types of Millennials Are There?

Team will-happily-eat-entire-5-pound-bag-of-tater-tots represent.

Posted on October 14, 2014 at 2:29 pm 0

On How We Eat

Though I hold no truck with the notion that americans are unimaginative in our breakfasts. Thats the sort of thinking that propagates the idea that WASPs are somehow the default human and everybody/thing else is some exception.

a partial list of american breakfast foods: toast and butter; toast and jam; scrambled eggs; fried eggs; french toast; pancakes and waffles both with fruit and without; cold fried chicken, grits, cream of wheat, oatmeal, malt-o-meal; grapefruit; any other fruit and cream; scrapple (seriously we invented scrapple and they dare claim natto is putrid goop?); biscuits and gravy
fucking etc.
and thats not counting breakfast burritos, migas, huevos rancheros and all the other food we claim is ethnic (not to leave out other cultures but I'm southwest-y).

"cold cereal" isn't a result of unimaginative people its a result of food deserts, marketing and overwork.

Posted on October 9, 2014 at 7:12 pm 1

On You're Doo-ing It Wrong

Maybe I'm just really good at pooping but who seriously has time to do anything?

Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:13 pm 0


The one on the left looks like Fred armisen

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 8:37 am 0

On Sangria Recipes for a Sweaty Summer

@saul "the bear" berenson
Black Box all the way.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 2:13 pm 0

On The Free, Beautiful $4/Day SNAP Cookbook

@Emily Scott Robinson@facebook
I mean caramelized onions as a snack food, right?

Posted on June 18, 2014 at 2:18 pm 0

On Hillary Clinton, Do Not Feel Guilty About Your Pleasures

Nobody in the history of the English language has ever felt guilty about anything they call a guilty pleasure.

Posted on June 11, 2014 at 1:42 pm 0