On Up in Smoke

i've had a thing about the beaumont children for years. i even wrote a poem about them, back in like....2007 (it wasn't good). but it's something i've been fascinated by, something that haunts me. those children.

Posted on January 7, 2013 at 9:50 am 0

On Answers to "What's That Thing on Your Baby's Head?"

ugh. people are such busybodies. how about "where are your manners?" or "why do you have such a big mouth?" or "she's an ALIEN!"

Posted on October 9, 2012 at 3:03 pm 2

On One of Those Things Nobody Talks About

what a beautiful, honest, heartbreaking piece. thank you for sharing this.

Posted on February 9, 2012 at 2:14 pm 3

On How to Catch a Hairball


Posted on September 21, 2011 at 10:37 pm 0

On The Ninth Weekly Generic Broadway Friday Afternoon Post

GYPSY? Can we see "You Gotta Get a A Gimmick" from the Natalie Wood movie? Strippers with hearts of gold teaching young shy nerdy girl how to strip?!! Please.

Posted on September 4, 2011 at 11:30 am 0

On Bad Irene "Jokes"

i'm reening.

Posted on August 25, 2011 at 11:40 am 0

On Mermaids in Vegas: The Mermaid Convention

did she just say poetess?

Posted on August 24, 2011 at 11:30 pm 0

On Help Us, Clean But Not Super Unreasonable People!

i wash mine every couple weeks, more often when it's summer and the bra bears the brunt of the sweating.

Posted on August 2, 2011 at 10:10 am 0

On Woman's Name Sounds Like Stadium

i just love their accents.

Posted on August 1, 2011 at 3:32 pm 0

On Different Categories of People Without A/C in Order of the Reasonable Sympathy One Bears for Them

i live in the southern NM desert and it BLOWS MY MIND to think about, like, conquistadors settling this land and wearing armor and leather and stuff with like almost no water to drink. this landscape must have blown their minds. also i have only a swamp cooler and it's still hot as hell, so my hats go off to anyone who lived here before modern cooling.

Posted on July 22, 2011 at 12:28 pm 2