You're wasting your talent, Randy.

On Don't Judge a Brochure by Its Cover

Some sort of wedding music-related business that can only afford stock photos from the early '90s?

Posted on March 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm 2

On Phish-Heads: Nature or Nurture?

This is where I come to proclaim my love for Harris Wittels, right?

Posted on February 3, 2012 at 10:53 am 0

On Woman Not a Fan?

@parallel-lines You mean the exact plot of last night's episode of New Girl in website form?

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 12:24 pm 1

On Woman Not a Fan?

How did Hello Giggles escape this piece?

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 11:04 am 22

On A Femme's Guide to Improvement: Solid Perfume

I bothered my mom for the heirloom locked I knew just HAD to exist somewhere in my family line over and over after reading the Samantha books. Sadly said locket did not exist.

Posted on January 5, 2012 at 6:06 pm 5

On Area Woman Gets Botox, Wears American Apparel

@lizardjellybean That's AMAZING. In my head, your mom totally works for Communist Russia.

Posted on December 6, 2011 at 5:46 pm 0

On Area Woman Gets Botox, Wears American Apparel

Now that Dealist is kgbdeals, I feel like I'm getting emails from the Kremlin every morning. Anyone else? Just me and my overactive imagination? Okay, cool, great talk.

Posted on December 6, 2011 at 3:07 pm 2

On All of The Money in The World

Scrooge McDuck, represent!

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 1:08 pm 1

On What Goes with Everything?

The answer is always cheese.

Posted on October 5, 2011 at 4:05 pm 1

On "The Result Is Always Granted"

@itsureiswindy I got it for free at my job, but the one I have is only available in Italy for now. A brand called Nails Inc. is now for sale at Sephora for $16.

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 3:06 pm 0