On Jennifer Lawrence Responds to Esquire's Concerns About Her Drinking

I know that Sarah Miller's top priority is what alliepants16 thinks of her (except for not, because she effing has a book and writes for the NEW YORKER [jealousx10] and stuff, sigh, etc) but this is the best thing of hers that I've read. Bravaa

Posted on May 4, 2014 at 10:18 pm 1

On Your Inner Sailor Scout Based on Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type

My inner socially awkward INFJ middle schooler just lost her mind with glee.

"SEE I KNEW I'D HAVE MY DAY" - 12-year-old alliepants

Posted on March 18, 2014 at 3:07 pm 0

On I Will Not Soak It In

@stonefruit That's true! Funny thing is that none of the messages offend me all that badly, but I still kind of feel like her posts are performance art--someone writing from the POV of Charlize Theron in Young Adult, perhaps.

Posted on February 27, 2014 at 3:15 pm 1

On The Extrovert's Cocktail Party

Dibs on "Devolution of the Puke Monster in Sparkley Heels" for a band name

Posted on February 25, 2014 at 1:53 pm 0

On The Best Time I Said Yes to Everything for a Week and Ended Up Having Bad Sex (Twice), Going Camping and Contracting Shingles

OH MY GOODNESS THAT TYPE OF SHINGLES IS A REAL THING. That's all. I was beset with it last week and absolutely lost it.

Posted on February 18, 2014 at 6:04 pm 0

On The Gift of Small Predictions: January Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

This is perfect. "It’s time to make a home of your body, the house you are always building but never have time to reside in." Seems especially Capricorn, no? (As in, we're a bit too practical for body-image issues, but tend to treat our bodies like machines for achieving things)

Posted on January 3, 2014 at 2:19 pm 2

On Amusingly Horrible Things Significant Others Have Said: The Bracket

@sarahchristine hahah I always get #25?

One time I got: "You know, you're going to need to work a little bit harder to seduce me." I just burst out laughing and called him a dick. Response: "No, you know, where's the lingerie and cat moves??" (note: still unclear what the hell a 'cat move' is) So I obliged by ignoring him for a while, which is the ultimate cat move.

Posted on January 1, 2014 at 6:39 pm 4

On But How Feminist Is Your Dry Cleaning?

dude this is definitely a thing. I always look less polished than many of my male coworkers because dry-cleaning is expensive so I try to stick to clothes I can wash. Granted, the dress code isn't so formal at work dry-cleaned clothes are required, but it would help. Cheap drycleaning would mean that my life would be better/I'd look less shlubby! I'm legit looking up this place now.

Posted on December 17, 2013 at 11:51 am 2

On A Plan for Dealing With This

wait she's trolling us now right? After a "Sarah Miller only writes about hating things" comment she literally just wrote a blog post about someone who hates everything?

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:50 pm 2

On What If a Women's Magazine Editor Edited a BBC News Story About Syria?

@juksie See, this post is why I write for a newspaper [ACCORDING TO WHOM?], though that's its own special sort of fun [WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? UNACCEPTABLE WORDING].

Posted on December 3, 2013 at 10:05 am 0