On Employee Discount
@beanie Ahaha, I have a friend going to a photo shoot. The theme is "pustache" I think you get where this is going...
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On Employee Discount
@PistolPackinMama Cheers!
I dated a fellow who was into the no-pubes thing. He tried to turn it into something romantic. It seems self-explanatory now, but I was young and inexperienced and have never experienced razor burn quite like that.
I'm lazy and have very sensitive skin, so... eh. My current fellow and I have a very relaxed attitude about body hair. Thank goodness!
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On Ask a Clean Person: Let's All Make ... Our Beds. And Then Take a Nap.
@teffodee Well, it's my unmade bed, but... point made.
Jizzcliners for everyone?
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On The Best Time I Called in to a Radio Advice Show
@selkie86 I'm glad I'm not the only one. That lady-- I've nearly called in to rage at her. Thus far I've managed to restrain myself.
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On The Best Time I Called in to a Radio Advice Show
Late-night radio talk shows are a growing addiction of mine. In fact, I've listened to Dr. Drew on multiple occasions recently and he's generally full of good advice.
One radio show is terrible-- a host (Kim Iverson) offers mostly stereotypical "men do this/women do that" advice. (The last show I heard interviewed/sought advice from a fellow who wrote a book about how every man imagines ladies naked).
I listen to that one when I driving late at night and need to stay awake (anger works).
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On Ask a Clean Person: Let's All Make ... Our Beds. And Then Take a Nap.
@Party Falcon I have this same issue. My boyfriend stumbled over and fell into bed just as I was getting up today. He stretches across the whole thing/pulls the covers weirdly, so I can't make my half.
I blame my inability to stick with making my bed this month on him and his inability to get out of my bed before 5pm/I leave for class/work on most days.
At least it's not a jizzcliner.
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On The Scrotum of a Righteous Man
@feartie Yeah, I can't imagine a situation where I wouldn't find the inclusion of the phrase "scrotum of a righteous man" hilarious. In fact, I'm storing it away for the next party I go to. Will report back.
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On The Scrotum of a Righteous Man
@GirlJourno I didn't get this from TV, but for years I thought pedestrians were a religion against cars/driving. (Some Amish/Presbytarian confusion is the best reasoning I can come up with.)
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On The Audrey Hepburn Makeover
@Woman Laughing Alone With Boas
I've had Brooke Shields (hello eyebrows!), Anne Hathaway, Milla Jovovich, and the wife who dies in Bravheart... so I look like a brunette?