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bitterwhisper

I care enough that I'm mad.

On Lean Cuisine-A-Day: Bargain Bin Edition

Ooh ooh please do a series on which Lean Cuisine goes best with which Hairpin Qream desserts! kthnx.

Posted on September 16, 2011 at 1:36 pm 2

On Beauty Q&A: Streaky Polish, Cardigan Season, and Drinks for a Lady

@thebestjasmine huh, your testing strategy is waaaaay smarter than mine. (Mine is, basically, just buy ALL the polish.)

Posted on September 12, 2011 at 4:52 pm 2

On Beauty Q&A: Streaky Polish, Cardigan Season, and Drinks for a Lady

@NeverOddOrEven OPI's "So Many Clowns, So Little Time" is another gorgeous sheer pale-peachy-beigey-pinky polish! I highly recommend it even though the color name is the weirdest ever.

Posted on September 12, 2011 at 4:40 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Streaky Polish, Cardigan Season, and Drinks for a Lady

Ballet Slippers is my biggest polish letdown because it is soooo pretty in the bottle but I've found that it streaks like a drunken frat boy. Essie Marshmallow is super great though!

Posted on September 12, 2011 at 4:30 pm 0

On Is Your Man a Scrub? Van Gogh vs. Gauguin

"Courtney Stodden is not a spirit animal..." truly these are words to live by.

Posted on September 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm 2

On Belle's Inner Monologue

Things like this make me so glad that YouTube exists.

Posted on September 8, 2011 at 2:35 pm 1

On The Girl Beer, Part Three: Chick Beer

@ormaisonogrande Silly waitress. If the Coke was going to be for a lady it would be a DIET Coke, obvs. Because calories = ew. Everyone knows that!

Posted on September 2, 2011 at 1:35 pm 1

On Long Distance Flirting, Lonely Moms, and the Politics of "Dibs"

@Megan Patterson@facebook No kidding. That is a big "no" and I'm against it.

Posted on September 2, 2011 at 1:27 pm 1

On Nine Important Lessons From What Is a WIFE

@KeLynn All my clothes have pockets, so maybe I could be a husband? Do husbands like fried foods? You can see where my priorities are.

Posted on August 29, 2011 at 11:28 am 4

On Nine Important Lessons From What Is a WIFE

Wait, I like fried food a whole lot. So I guess I can't be a wife now.

Posted on August 29, 2011 at 11:24 am 3