@theenviousmoon I've had that happen a few times, and would just stop for a few days and then eventually be able to pick it back up and get lucky.
I feel so embarrassed and proud right now. I am stuck on level 349. I finished the whole game a few weeks ago and had to wait for them to release more levels. I may have a problem. I am really fucking good at this game though.
Pro-tip: if you have an iPad and an iPhone, the clocks don't sync so you can switch back and forth between the 2 devices and play longer.
Addy's spelling-medal-shade-throwing is everything I hoped for when clicking on this link. My coworkers are used to my inappropriate laughing by now but I may have just disturbed a few.
That I have the same bra size as Sofia Vergara may be my new favorite life fact: 32F.
Oh wow. This happened to me... I was arrested out of state and didn't know anyone's numbers and couldn't get an attorney to take my collect call for over 3 days. And I was afraid to call my parents so they thought I was dead.
So yeah: DON'T GET ARRESTED. EVER.
Also fun to remember: yearbook slang. L.Y.L.A.S. or, maybe it should be 52-93-52-21-73.
@emilylouise My ex-bf didn't really listen to music ... EVER. It was completely bizarre and should have been my first clue.
Why is it on the arm? Why can you not burn it? Why would he ever bring that to your new home?
I think I need to bleach my eyes.
Yikes, glad I didn't know about this beforehand or I would have swept the competition. Many bon mots such as, "My mother thinks you drink too much." [But she's never been around me drinking...] "Oh well she doesn't think I should drink so I told her I only do when you're around."
OR: Me "I think my goal will be to lose 15lbs." Him "You really should shoot for 40."
Oh so many more... Dudes who say #25 deserve zero blowjobs for at least a month.
@adminslave I have - no lie - read Breaking Dawn all the way through 3 times. I am a normal 28 year old ladyperson. I refuse to be ashamed.
But yes, the Renesmee birth scene brings the lulz every time.