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Megasus

Megasus

From Toronto, current magazine intern monkey. Hopefully future magazine employment LADY. And yes, I have a corgi. His name is Darwin and he says hello.

On America Will Wear White Pants

Every single one of these outfits I've seen does not look nearly warm enough for fucking RUSSIA.

Posted on January 23, 2014 at 12:00 pm 0

On Coming Out Late In the Game, Embracing the Inner Bridezilla, and Recharging Your Libido

@Quinn A@twitter In my experience this is usually true, but the likelihood of people keeping it to themselves greatly decreases if you have an open bar.

Posted on January 20, 2014 at 1:24 pm 0

On An Interview with Porpentine, Maker of Mutant Feminist Cyber Games

Yaaay! More rad women in games plz! (There are so many!)

"The importance of pretty dresses, big gems and gorgeous nail polish to the game development process."

It's true, this is how I write my games.

Posted on January 20, 2014 at 12:39 pm 0

On Two Alleged Instances of "Penis Captivus"

Isn't there like a whole disorder where your veginal muscles can clamp down involuntarily? I'm sure that's happening mid-coitus to SOMEONE.

Posted on January 8, 2014 at 12:38 pm 0

On Lucy's Conquests

Dammit my dog only likes charming old ladies and teenage girls. He is a boy dog though, I guess it makes sense.

Posted on January 8, 2014 at 12:36 pm 0

On For Emily M. Keeler, Who Interviewed the Prince of Pricks

I have read Tropic of Cancer and have literally forgotten everything about it, because it sucks.

Posted on January 3, 2014 at 5:33 pm 0

On "Penis, Penis, PENIS!": The Legend of Nancy Silberkleit

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll Is this a joke?

Posted on January 3, 2014 at 5:30 pm 0

On Thank You, Dinosaur Erotica

Oh man, I need to be in a dynamic duo of some kind of weird porn. 2014 goal!!

Posted on December 30, 2013 at 11:49 am 0

On The Returned Is the Best Show on Television

@Megasus Nooooooooooo!!!!!! (Of course it is.)

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 4:10 pm 0

On Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

Man, I apparently did not expose my midriff enough when I was a teen.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 4:00 pm 2