From Toronto, current magazine intern monkey. Hopefully future magazine employment LADY. And yes, I have a corgi. His name is Darwin and he says hello.
This is pretty much exactly the game Gone Home.
I didn't know Macklemore made an ad for Assassin's Creed: Black Flag...
"Cooking wine" just means that as long as you're cooking, it's appropriate to drink it, right?
Also I consider pouring cereal to be cooking.
@bureaucrab DIRTY TELEGRAMS
I've totally had sex and watched TV at the same time. Uh, more than once. It wasn't particularly good sex, obviously.
It is EASILY 50% does not understand female anatomy/thinks periods are gross lalalala
@jinsher There are like a million. Well, websites, not just apps, but still. A woman pretty much can't put a picture on the internet without someone getting a hold of it and rating it. Plus there's creepshots. At least Lulu isn't based solely on appearance?
@Poubelle Haha, if only this were just about smoking crack. (He's done a lot of other shady shit, including: spending city money on a football team he coached, which he went to court for and still got off even tho he admitted to never reading the rulebook about these things, sexually harasses female staffers and city councillors, is racist and classist while maintaining that he is a "populist," hires known criminals to be part of his staff, beats his wife, shows up drunk at public functions, doesn't go into work half the time, possibly had one of the young men in the crack video killed...the list kinda goes on).
50% "just had a couple of pops," 25% "I was very, very inebriated at the time."
I kind of feel like it would have worked better if all the dancers did not have "dancer bodies" if that makes sense?