By Dancercise on Did We Live Up To Our Yearbook Pages?

"She barely has a face. Under her yearbook picture is said 'not pictured.'"

Posted on June 28, 2013 at 3:37 pm 6

By packedsuitcase on "The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known"

@Onymous Oh God, you guys, Dudefriend wants a goat and I'm not even kidding right now I would totally get one a) because look at them! and b) because I feel like it's kind of a cozy, funny version of having Lived Internationally. It would amuse me to forever have been That Woman Who Had Goats.

Posted on June 19, 2013 at 9:40 am 2

By Sam I am on The AARP Pie

15% Turning 30 in 3 days

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 2:56 pm 5

By yourpretendfriend on The AARP Pie

transitioning to all granny panties all the time and feeling great!

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm 4

By meetapossum on The AARP Pie

100% when I have to look up acronyms on Urban Dictionary. (Looking at you, YOLO.)

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 2:42 pm 20

By TheLetterL on The AARP Pie

When I realized I have more to say about favorite grocery stores than favorite bars.

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 2:32 pm 22

By sophia_h on The AARP Pie

When the most exciting thing to happen to me all month was finding a freestanding counter left outside by the neighbors, just when we were considering dropping $300 on one at IKEA, that has doubled my kitchen's workspace and also given me a place to put silverware and Tupperware that I don't have to squat down to reach, and then raving about it to everyone I know.

Also, running into a guy I went to high school with at childbirth class last night and realizing that was 14 years ago.

Also, childbirth class.

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 2:30 pm 14

By Katie Walsh on The AARP Pie

God, these pie charts always speak so deeply to my soul.

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 2:30 pm 12

By hallelujah on The AARP Pie

100% opt for underwear entirely on the basis of comfort, rather than sexiness

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 2:24 pm 15

By Hellcat on The Friday Night Pie

@DandelionTacy This has indeed happened to us too (we had to get a cab once because he pulled that stunt after I already drank half my face off! We live in Jersey; cabs aren't normal for us), but he's pretty good. He rarely knows if I'm gonna show up, so he behaves. Plus, we're in our 40s so, you know, he better because that's just sad!

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 7:50 pm 1