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By MoxyCrimeFighter on "The tragedy of Obama's presidency is that he's too much of a Ravenclaw and not enough of a Gryffindor."

@Nicole Cliffe I can't help that I'm a beautiful genius!

Posted on May 1, 2013 at 3:18 pm 16

By iceberg on Close-Reading a Controversial List

also, "of human bondage" something something Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

...I'll be in my bunk.

Posted on May 1, 2013 at 12:41 pm 8

By Blackwatch Plaid on Every Dating Problem, Solved: An Interview With Chiara Atik

@Nicole Cliffe Are you me? Serial monogamy for the win.

Posted on April 30, 2013 at 12:47 pm 1

By melis on First They Came for the Baggy Pants

Well, the WASPs said nothing, but, you know, they made it very clear without saying anything that this kind of thing isn't done, not by us anyhow.

Posted on April 30, 2013 at 11:37 am 25

By breccia on On Subcultures

@Nicole Cliffe HE DOES! I got used to it. Maybe I numbed to it? Maybe I was charmed until it was just one of those flaws that makes someone more endearing?

But oh my goodness. I feel better knowing that he was a stage actor first. I hope that early on people were like "DAVID IMAGINE THE FOLKS WAY IN THE BACK, CAN YOU MAKE YOUR FACE MORE DRAMATIC FOR THEM" and he's just like "Oh boy can I ever."

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 12:57 pm 17

By JessicaLovejoy on What Happens When [Partner A] Says 'More' and [Partner B] Says 'No'

@iceberg WELL NOW I'M IMAGINING THREE OF THEM.

Posted on April 24, 2013 at 1:50 pm 6

By JessicaLovejoy on What Happens When [Partner A] Says 'More' and [Partner B] Says 'No'

Since reading this yesterday, I've been haunted by the image of that guy as a stumbling, nude man-baby, holding out his arms with his erection pointing forth, as he clenches and unclenches his palms toward his wife intoning "PENIS MEAN LOVE. I USE PENIS TO LOVE YOU."

And now you're haunted, too!

Posted on April 24, 2013 at 1:37 pm 38

By femme cassidy on Bi Identification, Moving Out, and the Rhinestone-Encrusted Manicure

@Nicole Cliffe I want you to know that I find this genuinely heartwarming.

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 12:46 pm 8

By faustbanana on [laughs]

Admittedly I have gone through phases of Doherty fascination, but am now at the point where I have both accepted the fact that he is a vile, shady human, and am constantly surprised when I see his name not followed by the words "was found dead today" or "is back in gaol."

Posted on February 6, 2013 at 3:27 pm 5

By evil melis on Unless It's Chris Brown

You can even eat a bleu cheese steak and have anal sex to follow, if that's where your heart leads you.

Posted on February 6, 2013 at 2:58 pm 12