Well, I've just now learned that I've been spelling "argol bargol" wrong this whole time. And that I am going to bring "nonsensational" back. Sensational nonsense, if ever that word was needed it was now.
(Also, I work at the Internet Archive and am unduly excited whenever anything we do makes anyone happy. We are the best!)
I started wearing (relatively) high-waisted jeans a while ago and it turns out that the brain relief you get from not inadvertently mooning people and/or constantly yanking up your pants really balances out how weird you think you look.
That bowl! You know, MoMA actually HAS gift registries. I know because I have one. It has lots of fancy clocks and vases on it, and soon it will have that shiny, shiny bowl.
@SockHopBop My mom has infinite sets of salt and pepper shakers (joey pepper inside mama kangaroo salt; salt and pepper robin's eggs in a nest, etc. etc.) You can start a collection, it'll be great.
@cuminafterall A landscaper doffed his cap to me a few weeks ago. I was delighted, and read nothing further into it. Doffed his cap!
@stinapag That one has layers! I'm sorry.
@kittens I want to know where these people think they are going with the burn victim comments. Stranger or dude you want to bone, who wants to have this conversation?
@renemargarita Some dude yelled something like, "I LIKE YOUR JEAN SKIRT! I WANT TO FUCK IT! JEAN SKIIIIIRT" at me a few months ago, and I barely broke stride, because why bother. College towns.
Look at all those flours and grains in that lady's freezer! Where are the popsicles?
@JessicaLovejoy Ooh, we don't use the I word in this house.
Also, Perry looking at the bubble in the maple syrup is the best. thing. ever.