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On Memorable Last Calls

This friend of a friend was being obnoxious to a barmaid in some shitty New Orleans dive (since turned into yupster watering hole or vintage t-shirt shop, sadly), so she gave him some sort of concoction that made him vomit so hard he got a nosebleed. She then threw him out of the bar, at which point he wrote on the front of the building, WITH HIS NOSE-BLOOD, the word "Bitch."

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 6:55 pm 0

On Galifianakis as Ignatius?

@LornaLoo I'm with you on this one, even though I lived in New Orleans for ten years -- where disliking this book is heresy.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 6:45 pm 0

On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly

@themegnapkin Just another attorney chiming in here to say, THEMEGNAPKIN SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

Posted on May 22, 2012 at 3:08 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@Bonita Applebum Yes, DISH

Posted on May 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@olivebee Congratulations on paying off your loan! I have another 3-4 years on my loans, and can't wait until I'm done with 'em!

Posted on May 18, 2012 at 2:55 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@paperbuttons I AGREE THAT YOU ARE THE BEST.

Posted on May 18, 2012 at 2:39 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@okaycrochet I did ask one of them if he had been raised by wolves, but your suggestion is much, much better.

Posted on May 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

I am currently walking around with crutches and an aircast on my ankle, and TWICE IN TWO DAYS men have looked at my disabled state and jokingly asked me if my boyfriend beat me up. WHAT THE HELL.

Posted on May 18, 2012 at 2:22 pm 0

On Aideah and Sophayden

"GOZER THE DESTROYER is not in the top 1000 names for any year of birth in the last 30 years.
Please enter another name."

Bummer.

Posted on May 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm 24

On New Friends, Surprise Babies, and the "Rare Phenomenon"

@insouciantlover I'm so confused! Gwen left Downton Abbey to become a secretary AND NOW SHE'S BEEN CAPTURED BY JON SNOW IN A FROZEN TUNDRA HELLSCAPE.

Posted on May 11, 2012 at 6:06 pm 8