@Poubelle I can't think of anywhere else I would rather post. It is an honor to get to be on this site and I'm grateful. I do hope to be funny and not jerky but I will keep trying.
@Tuna Surprise really? I am having trouble commenting here, but I will call you all somehow
@arizona To all foreigners who want to buy this kindle book. I am a Nigerian Prince. I have 54$ million US. Send me your pin and I will Fed Ex you a kindle with the book and we will split the money and ride the ferry to Staten Island together in your mind.
it's funny you mention that today
@literary_hippie Sorry guys! I will make the next one funnier
I like two kinds of rose: Vrac (I buy this at Sea Grapes in the Village) and Petite Pachon (from Frankly Wines on West Broadway)!
@Lumpy Space Princess to the Strand c/o Ben in fiction
@fondue with cheddar Jersey City!
@sox I went to one! I ended up just talking to Lauri Apple, who is awesome