An old friend/ex of my husband's said she was going to send him "Mind Control Cookies" (I guess the idea is they're so good you'll do anything for them?). I immediately thought of Dick Hole Mind Control and couldn't get past the image of them being full of her copulins.
Help I am getting married in about two months and I still don't know what I'm going to wear.
Relevant info: outdoors, low-key/minimalist/simple, fifteen guests, prefer bright saturated colors, especially green or blue or purple, although not totally opposed to white, around a size 4 petite. Please suggest pretty dresses that I can at least ogle? I'm capable of and interested in making something myself, so fabric suggestions are welcome too.
Boston-area pre-marital counseling, must be non-religious? Any ideas/recommendations? Uptalk?
@Ellie A filk song tape which eventually got around to the inevitable filk song about necrophilia.