On The Best Time I Called in to a Radio Advice Show
uh yeah, i wouldn't listen to any recent loveline because it's become increasingly apparent that doing the same shit for ten years has turned dr. drew into the WORLD'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE
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On Beauty Q&A: Too Many Choices
@aphrabean can we get a link to these fabulous shoes, please?
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On Beauty Q&A: Too Many Choices
@nonvolleyball i'm super cheap and i pretty much just try new things all the time but if you look in my bathroom drawer right now you'll see three empty tubes of Urban Decay Primer Potion. there's a reason it sells out constantly at sephora. it is literally the best and i will never be without it. you literally don't know how good it works until you run out and realize your (nice, expensive) eyeshadow is creased all to hell after 2 hours and melting off your face. seriously buy it, it does exactly what it says.
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On Beauty Q&A: Too Many Choices
@thebestjasmine COSIGNED on the olay brush. seriously, washing my face pretty much felt the same no matter what cleanser i used but that brush + their basic glycolic wash = HEAVEN ON EARTH.
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: I Can't Believe It's Almost April
@Mingus_Thurber NO
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: I Can't Believe It's Almost April
I think it's very important that you specified it was not just a week but a week of your 20s. Time is valuable yo, and I'd much rather be day drinking and learning the secrets of life than figuring that shit out.
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On A Wizard Has Stolen Your Heart!
ugh i really want my heart to be a small heap of laundry and me to be a house cat but i know, deep inside, my heart is really a credit card and i am a bus pass. also, i missed the bus twice today.
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On Fantasies, Expiration Dates, and the Vasectomy
"Any male, faced with the you-got-chocolate-in-my-peanut-butter combo of surgery" ...
What? Is this a regular phrase? There are people out there who don't like chocolate in their peanut butter and would compare it to serious surgery??
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On Toxic Dating, "Abominable" Sisters, and the French Manicure
@frigwiggin okay, here's the thing, wiggin.
none of my boyfriends, or any caring person i think, would EVER EVER be so heartless as to TEXT ME after i got something PERMANENTLY SCARRED into my body that i had ASKED THEIR INPUT ON and they NEVER SAID ANY REAL OPINION that said expensive, well-planned scaring is UGLY and they HATE IT. they might say, 'wow, it's different,' or, 'i can't believe you did that!' but they would never say such cruel heartless things.
your boyfriend is a jerk. that's not just a minor lapse. i know i don't know you or anything, but i swear, like two years from now you will have wished you had dmtfa WAY WAY sooner