"Leftover women"? In a country with a major surplus of men?
I thought this was a lovely piece, but it does depress me how much of women's energy seems to be devoted to discussing the tired old topic of running out of time to find a man.
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@Megasus Molly is just ecstasy, rebranded.
"I am oddly aroused by crying in my bathtub."
I found this line kind of poetic.
Apparently your skin builds tolerance to retinols, so it's better to start with a weaker OTC retinol cream first and then build your way up to using Retin-A. I use Philosophy Help Me and while I'm too young for serious wrinkles it definitely has helped even out my skintone and smooth fine lines. I had to work my way up really slowly to using it every night though because otherwise I would get redness and peeling.
I would also encourage anyone worrying about their wrinkles to CALM DOWN. I freaked out about mine way back when I turned 21 (!) and noticed some super faint undereye lines, but then I realized that everyone had them. A few fine lines at 30 is not a big deal.
Thank you so much for the hair question! I'm a heavy shedder and now that I'm growing my hair out it looks like so much more...I've run to my doctor no less than 3 times for reassurance. Glad to see I'm not the only lady who sheds like a fiend yet is still not bald.
Also, putting one of those little catchers on your shower drain is a big help. As for the sink, wipe that shit up and flush it before it gets down the drain!
I'm a lifelong Canadian and I still think Bloody Caesars are repulsive. As a Classics student I find this really disappointing and still served them at my Ides of March party last year.
I am opposed to coke because everyone who does it seems to be an asshole. (An asshole with more money than me...this theory may be part jealousy.)
Also, cokehead boys are bad lovers.
I wouldn't judge girl #1 too harshly. She might be insecure (despite being a well-dressed "leggy blonde") or have had bad experiences with women. I had barely any female friends until college because I was nerdy and felt incredibly intimidated by the girly, fashionable ladies at my high school...then I tried to make friends when my first female co-worker showed up (I worked at a computer store) and she treated me like crap. I felt like all women hated me so I didn't have much love for them back.
Granted, I smartened up when I went to college and A) met more nerdy girls like me and B) got over my insecurities. She is 23 so she should probably grow up a bit by now.
Also, since when is gin a dudely drink? I and plenty of my lady friends love a good G&T and I always thought it was pretty gender neutral as far as drinks went.
I stole shamelessly from the mall until I got a mall job right across from Claires. In my first week I witnessed three preteen girls get busted and erupt into tears in front of mall security while waiting for their parents to show up.
A few months later, my douchebag manager got caught lifting from the cash register and was led out of the store in handcuffs. I hated him so much that I still giggle when I think about it.