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On A Really Bad Month

Your ex-boyfriend is a shithead. Your friend was, if not actually a shithead, acting like a shithead.

I'm so sorry. I hope he gets attacked by a swarm of firebees.

Posted on November 6, 2014 at 4:22 pm 1

On The Worst Time Kris Jenner Taught Me To Make Pumpkin Bread

I love how the best pictures they could come up with on the front was some Sara Lee-looking lemon meringue pie, her holding a red pepper in a way that no one has ever cut a red pepper before, and what looks like box pasta with steamed bag veggies dumped over it.

Posted on November 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm 2

On A Battle to the Grave: An Interview with the Soska Sisters

@commanderbanana This was a great interview and I love the Soska sisters, but seriously, this cheeses me off - take a couple minutes to Google stuff in the transcript and fact check it.

Posted on November 4, 2014 at 12:05 pm 0

On A Battle to the Grave: An Interview with the Soska Sisters

The movie that Sylvia references is Dredd, not Dread, and Lena Headey's last name is Headey, not Headly, and her character's name is Ma-Ma, not Mama.

Posted on November 4, 2014 at 12:03 pm 0

On Ask a (Terrifyingly) Clean Person: Oozing Gourds, Glue Mishaps and Food Coloring Woes

@MBP Jolie Jolie Jolie!!!

Any ideas for a bathroom wall (painted, not wallpapered) that has hair dye stains on it? I think I might just have to repaint it.

Posted on October 27, 2014 at 9:47 am 0

On R.I.P. Malls

@uemmak I went to a mall for the first time in a long time last weekend and felt disoriented and confused the entire time, sort of the way I feel when walking through airports during layovers. Everything's queasily familiar enough that you can't figure out where you are or where you need to go.

Posted on October 10, 2014 at 12:47 pm 1

On Lessons My Closet Taught Me

@chickpeas akimbo DAH HORRAR!!

Posted on October 3, 2014 at 9:29 am 0

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They remind me of two mildly anxious but weirdly endearing Afghan hounds.

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 9:53 am 5

On Not Like Most Girls

@AnnaGraeme I know the narrator is a psychopath, but I still make my friends read that excerpt because EXACTLY THAT.

Posted on September 8, 2014 at 5:43 pm 1

On No Excuses: Responding To One-Handed Reviews

@beetnemesis Also, I know, damn those shrill ladies, amirite? Getting me all ruffled when I just want to look at some naked pics on the Internet sent without the owner's knowledge or consent.

Because we all know calling a ladyperson shrill is like Kryptonite.

Posted on September 5, 2014 at 1:48 pm 0