On A Review of a Sexy Naughty Sex Film

I want to do a bunch of comparison .gifs - 50 Shades of Beige v. my BDSM. Except then ya'll would be crying in the shower.

Posted on February 17, 2015 at 11:34 am 0

On How Sarah Koenig Would Describe Various Celebrities If They Were Ever Interviewed on Serial

Is it weird that after I started listening to Serial I began to imagine how Koenig would describe me? It's like a fun party game.

Posted on February 10, 2015 at 1:37 pm 0

On Raisin, My Four-Year-Old Role Model

Because giving your kids the silent treatment when they visit is the way to get them to want to visit more!

Who said toddlers employed confusing logic?

Posted on January 5, 2015 at 2:42 pm 0

On Holiday Style Tips For Introverts

Or, you know, don't go out of your way to invite people to your house if you hate having people at your house? That's why God invented brunch. As a die-hard introvert 4 lyfe, etc. etc., this article is off-putting/kinda sorta borderline offensive (introverts have enough time convincing the rest of the world we're not antisocial weirdos, we just enjoy being alone most of the time).
For actual helpful information about navigating the holidays as an introvert, check out CaptainAwkward.com.

Posted on December 22, 2014 at 5:38 pm 0

On Wash Your Clothes, You Filthy Animals

Oh man - I never did before and then I bought a pair of black pants from Gap, and I got this HORRIBLE itchy hivey rash all over the backs of my knees from them (and I don't have sensitive skin). I ended up washing them 5-6 times in a row before I could wear them.

Seriously that rash lasted like a week and it itched like hell.

Posted on December 4, 2014 at 10:19 am 0

On Excerpts From The December 2014 Vogue, Presented Without Commentary

@T A@twitter You never find out! I read the article, and she called both the original sender and the woman she regifted it to, and neither one could recall what was in the box.

Posted on December 2, 2014 at 9:16 am 1

On A Really Bad Month

Your ex-boyfriend is a shithead. Your friend was, if not actually a shithead, acting like a shithead.

I'm so sorry. I hope he gets attacked by a swarm of firebees.

Posted on November 6, 2014 at 4:22 pm 1

On The Worst Time Kris Jenner Taught Me To Make Pumpkin Bread

I love how the best pictures they could come up with on the front was some Sara Lee-looking lemon meringue pie, her holding a red pepper in a way that no one has ever cut a red pepper before, and what looks like box pasta with steamed bag veggies dumped over it.

Posted on November 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm 2

On A Battle to the Grave: An Interview with the Soska Sisters

@commanderbanana This was a great interview and I love the Soska sisters, but seriously, this cheeses me off - take a couple minutes to Google stuff in the transcript and fact check it.

Posted on November 4, 2014 at 12:05 pm 0

On A Battle to the Grave: An Interview with the Soska Sisters

The movie that Sylvia references is Dredd, not Dread, and Lena Headey's last name is Headey, not Headly, and her character's name is Ma-Ma, not Mama.

Posted on November 4, 2014 at 12:03 pm 0