@Andrew1981 The only thing that would make this comment better would be pushing your fingers into a running garbage disposal.
I know that we* so often give guys a pass for being generally clueless about human interactions as they stomp and blunder their way through life, usually with a lady tiptoeing behind to sweep up the wreckage and make excuses, oh haha, he's just antisocial, haha you just don't understand his sense of humor, hahah I'm sure he didn't mean it, I'm so sorry, but what. the. fuck.
*we meaning society, the world, and the universe at large, but with certain and notable exceptions
@sp8ce I would interpret that as super creepy, time for me to leave now.
@jfruh I know, God, those pesky ladies - always doing what they want with their lady bits without running around polling every guy in the universe first as to what their preference is! How dare they do that without consideration for my boner first!
@Cynthia Spencer "You have the right to have sex with whoever you want for whatever reason" is actually kind of a terrifying sentence.
Oh Jesus. I take the Metro but usually only during rush when the ratio of crazy people to commuters is lower, but I usually either pretend I'm deaf or that I don't speak English, which actually works, but I recommend practicing it beforehand so you're convincing.
Although once I did that to a guy who was asking for money at the station where I get off, and he followed me for a block ranting about how I don't speak English but I probably have a good job and he can't get a job, etc. etc. So, YMMV, that's all I'm saying.
I want to know what happened afterwards - like, did she confront the email writer? Show it to the dude?
Ugh, seriously, I have That One Friend who is constantly springing SURPRISE BOYFRIEND on us, and it sucks. If you do this to your friends, stop it immediately.
@Green I prefer pushing your face slowly through a garbage disposal.
Welp, this is disgusting. This makes me want to follow Doree "Chaff-For-Brans" Lewak around with bins filled with ice water and pigeon droppings and periodically drench her with them. "Oh I'm sorry! I just assumed by your confident strut and significant eye contact that you WANTED the ice cold water and pigeon droppings poured over you, because that's how I catcall ladies."
Also, Doree "My Brain May Be Made of Spam, We Just Don't Know" Lewak, those hunky Israeli construction workers you're referring to would have been, you know, enslaved. So fuck you too.