Your ex-boyfriend is a shithead. Your friend was, if not actually a shithead, acting like a shithead.
I'm so sorry. I hope he gets attacked by a swarm of firebees.
I love how the best pictures they could come up with on the front was some Sara Lee-looking lemon meringue pie, her holding a red pepper in a way that no one has ever cut a red pepper before, and what looks like box pasta with steamed bag veggies dumped over it.
@commanderbanana This was a great interview and I love the Soska sisters, but seriously, this cheeses me off - take a couple minutes to Google stuff in the transcript and fact check it.
The movie that Sylvia references is Dredd, not Dread, and Lena Headey's last name is Headey, not Headly, and her character's name is Ma-Ma, not Mama.
@MBP Jolie Jolie Jolie!!!
Any ideas for a bathroom wall (painted, not wallpapered) that has hair dye stains on it? I think I might just have to repaint it.
On R.I.P. Malls
@uemmak I went to a mall for the first time in a long time last weekend and felt disoriented and confused the entire time, sort of the way I feel when walking through airports during layovers. Everything's queasily familiar enough that you can't figure out where you are or where you need to go.
@chickpeas akimbo DAH HORRAR!!
They remind me of two mildly anxious but weirdly endearing Afghan hounds.
@AnnaGraeme I know the narrator is a psychopath, but I still make my friends read that excerpt because EXACTLY THAT.
@beetnemesis Also, I know, damn those shrill ladies, amirite? Getting me all ruffled when I just want to look at some naked pics on the Internet sent without the owner's knowledge or consent.
Because we all know calling a ladyperson shrill is like Kryptonite.