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On R.I.P. Malls

@uemmak I went to a mall for the first time in a long time last weekend and felt disoriented and confused the entire time, sort of the way I feel when walking through airports during layovers. Everything's queasily familiar enough that you can't figure out where you are or where you need to go.

Posted on October 10, 2014 at 12:47 pm 1

On Lessons My Closet Taught Me

@chickpeas akimbo DAH HORRAR!!

Posted on October 3, 2014 at 9:29 am 0

On

They remind me of two mildly anxious but weirdly endearing Afghan hounds.

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 9:53 am 5

On Not Like Most Girls

@AnnaGraeme I know the narrator is a psychopath, but I still make my friends read that excerpt because EXACTLY THAT.

Posted on September 8, 2014 at 5:43 pm 1

On No Excuses: Responding To One-Handed Reviews

@beetnemesis Also, I know, damn those shrill ladies, amirite? Getting me all ruffled when I just want to look at some naked pics on the Internet sent without the owner's knowledge or consent.

Because we all know calling a ladyperson shrill is like Kryptonite.

Posted on September 5, 2014 at 1:48 pm 0

On No Excuses: Responding To One-Handed Reviews

@CaitlinRenee Try The Toast.

Posted on September 5, 2014 at 1:47 pm 1

On No Excuses: Responding To One-Handed Reviews

@CaitlinRenee I'm not attacking beetnemesis for being honest. I'm genuinely curious about how they square saying they agree with the points in the article with doing a pigturdy thing - the exact thing that the article says one who agrees with this article would not do.
And no, I wouldn't look at the pictures. And I haven't. Because pigturdy.

Posted on September 5, 2014 at 1:45 pm 0

On No Excuses: Responding To One-Handed Reviews

@Poubelle Beetnemesis may in fact be smart and educated - I don't know. One can be a smart, educated pigturd. I mean, I can replace the word 'pigturd' with something else - cad, juicebox, douchenozzle, asshat, person of low ethical standards, etc., and it all means kind of the same thing.

Posted on September 5, 2014 at 1:42 pm 0

On No Excuses: Responding To One-Handed Reviews

@beetnemesis
I'm paraphrasing here, but as Jesus once said, go and be a pigturd no more.
I didn't accuse you of loving rape and kiddy porn. I said I find looking at these pictures simply a degree removed from looking at rape and kiddy porn.

If one has the need to look at some naked photos, go forth and find naked photos ethically produced by consenting adults who know and are ok with their naked images being out there.

Posted on September 5, 2014 at 12:34 pm 2

On No Excuses: Responding To One-Handed Reviews

@districter Thank you. And I'm calling beetnemsis a pigturd completely without anger. They did a pigturdy thing, and compounded that pigturdy thing by defending it. Ergo, hence, with the evidence in front of me, I can only conclude that they are in fact a pigturd.

Posted on September 5, 2014 at 12:33 pm 0