Parents: Are you sure you don't want Addy? She's blaaaaack.
Me@9: I'm not color-blind, I'm near sighted, and wear glasses...like Molly.
Parents: Addy overcame slavery, like our family!
Me@9: And she totally has the best books, but our entire family still lives in South Carolina, don't get it twisted.
Parents: *sigh* Get her the ridiculously expensive white doll.
My parents' faces when the first thing I did with Molly was take out her pigtails? Priceless.