I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.

On Approved Catcalls

I just don't like having people shout at me, so even these catcalls aren't okay* - but I'd love if someone started this convo with me at a bar.**

* Maybe the Tim Riggins one.
** Especially the Tim Riggns one. Call me, 33.

Posted on March 9, 2015 at 4:39 pm 0

On Soap Options

I guess I didn't need to eat lunch today.

Posted on March 4, 2015 at 1:52 pm 1

On Face Masks with Absolutely No Placenta Listed in the Ingredients

@Jazmine Hughes Try a cleansing oil, or steam treatment, maybe. AFAIK it's actually not a great idea to try and clean out your pores too vigorously.

Posted on March 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm 0


Eddie's brothers are so fucking cute, and they make such a nice counterpoint to a lot of the show's energy.

Also, the other three people who watched Trophy Wife (sorry guys, I did my best) might be happy to know that Albert Tsai is gonna be on a few episodes of Fresh Off the Boat. Thrilled, but dreading the think pieces about adorable Chinese-American child actors.

Posted on March 3, 2015 at 4:19 pm 0

On What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?: The Answers

That horse story is just CRUEL. An eight year old?!?!

Posted on February 19, 2015 at 12:27 pm 3

On Lina Lamont Dances For No One

@Dozy Doats I LOVE LINA, but, yeah. I agree with you.

Posted on February 18, 2015 at 12:54 pm 0

On A Controversial Ranking of Mr. Darcys

Bridge and Prejudice would have been so much better with, like, Rahul Khanna as Darcy.

Posted on February 16, 2015 at 6:39 pm 0

On Wedding Town

This is great.

I don't know if you've read Ann Cahill's article "Feminine Beautification and Feminist Pleasure," but I thought of it while reading your piece.

Posted on February 11, 2015 at 6:59 pm 0

On Horny Jail

Well, if Drake's going, I guess . . .

Posted on February 10, 2015 at 12:51 pm 0

On Rihanna And Kanye West And Paul McCartney, "FourFiveSeconds"

How many times is too many times to listen to this in a day, do you think? Asking for a friend.

Posted on February 3, 2015 at 2:22 pm 0