I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.
I know this is a joke, but I really don't think my life will be complete if I can't register at the British Museum.
I feel like Edina Monsoon would be really into this.
Ah, man, I really love "The Rape of the Lock." I dunno.
@pinesy Nooooo he's a serial killer!
A serial killer who works out, but.
I have a lot of conflicted feelings about that show.
This is totally validating my High Fidelity fantasies.
@Megasus Hey, it was a foolproof strategy on THIS planet.
So, I live in Oklahoma, in what has to be one of the most liberal parts of the state. I spend a lot of time sad and baffled.
A friend of mine moved here from Texas, and she told me she never thought she'd be someplace more conservative than Texas. But here we are.
@stonefruit It's like the best Easter egg ever.
@trembles Did I ever tell you that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom?
Love you, Wild at Heart.
If you stop Weekend (the British one) before the (romantic and beautiful) ending, you can just think of it as really sexy?