I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Since Drake is moving to Cleveland now, do you think he'll perform the same services for the US government . . .? I just need to know if I should move to Cleveland and start answering the door.
@Jia Tolentino I'm super bummed you're leaving, Jia, but I'm also looking forward to seeing what you're doing next!
(I hope it's a new website I can look at instead of working on my dissertation. There are never enough of those.)
It often seems to me that feminized speech patterns, and particularly apologies and up-talking, are under-estimated for their ability to communicate contempt.
I mean, "I'm sorry, I ordered this with no mayo" might mean you're sorry for being a bother - or it might mean you think the person you're talking to is an idiot.
@madeleineld That line in Mean Girls always makes me briefly regret that I started watching what is, let's admit, an otherwise perfect movie.
Craving chicken liver right now, especially.
On Two Victors
I'm not at my desk, thank you for the couch tears.
I want to watch The Birdcage, but I do not want to cry all the way through The Birdcage.
This is so strange.
Sarah Miller, sometimes I save up your article to read on the weekend or later in the week, and sometimes I gobble it up. I've never figured out which way is better, but since I pretty much always reread it, I guess it doesn't matter.
@amitygardens@twitter I might have to start reading Jezebel again. Good luck, Emma!
There was a band AND a DJ?