I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) It always strikes me as cruel that "I Want You Back" can come on at times and in places where dancing and singing along aren't possible. It will be my Sisyphean punishment, when I die, maybe.
@eliz_s I look forward to the sequels, John Cho Lying Down Being Really Attractive and John Cho Talking a Walk Being Really Attractive.
I've only been through the first paragraphs, Jazmine, but they were great.
On I'm Never Cooking Again (Not That I Ever Cooked Much to Begin With, So There's Been Very Little Change)
@Lisa Frank I'm not sure why "Montessori-educated cattle" made me laugh so much, but it did, well done.
I think it's because I keep picturing them in classrooms?
@bureaucrab No, there's always another Karen to take part in one-upmanship
Godard is Too Mainstream for My Tastes Pickles
I watched the pilot for Black-ish which was . . . promising. But sitcom pilots are almost always weird so hopefully the stuff I was like ". . . ehhhhhh" about will clear up.
But something's gotta give if Fresh Off the Boat is gonna show up.
@kellyography I went on their website and, can I just say: I forgot how cheap teenage clothes are???
"They are so incredibly relevant," she adds. "They aren't following anyone else—they're setting the trends themselves."