I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.
What I'm getting from this is that I really need to find a blog run by women in their fifties and sixties.
Jamie Curtis laughing alone with Activia® for president.
Call upon the doves and spiders to wrap your hair in fresh silk and laurels before you sleep, lest your cloud-pillow create a single tangle with its jealousy. The silk must be fresh, so its heart is pure.
Have you ever heard your hair make a noise as a strand breaks? It has cursed you. A split end will erupt, and it may tear all the way to the cuticle, and finally split in your brain. Do you want split neurons? No? Then you had better not be using any combs with teeth narrower than the prescribed 0.84 inches, hadn't you?
I once had a fantastic weeklong fling with a Brazilian guy who worked at my hostel in Rio, and before I left he taught me "saudade" was the word Brazilians use to describe homesickness for Brazil, the deep longing a Brazilian has for the beach and mountains when he's away. I wrote it on my hand when I got home so I could think about him (CLASSY, COOL). Anyway, big saudade for that dude, no other possible meanings accepted, should we all go on vacation soon?
I was also wondering how this conversation went, but I really don't think Drake suggested it. He looks like he feels obligated to return a favour and is regretting it. Like maybe Nicki looked after his cat while he was on holiday or something?
Gym shorts are allegedly the most considerate option for guys looking for a lapdance (apparently, the lack of rigid seams makes them more comfortable for the dancer) so in once sense Drake is showing his creds?
I thought I was the only person with a secret crush on Mandy Patinkin. I saw him perform live, once. It was so intense and sexy.
By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on Female New York Post Writer Feels Differently Than Other Women
Awesome juxtaposition of the worst thing ever (this Doree person) with the best thing ever (turning "Mindy Kaling" into a verb.)
Jia, I haven't commented here in quite some time, but I always kept reading, and I just want to say, good luck, godspeed, and I've truly enjoyed reading everything you've written (and all the music you've recommended).
Now go kick ass and take names. Can't wait to see what you do next.
ETA: I will miss your alt-text game, way to close it out with this gem.
I haven't skulked around these parts in many a day, but I think I shall return again, like the swallows to Capistrano. Welcome, Haley!