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Lucienne

Lucienne

I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.

By shantasybaby on You're Doo-ing It Wrong

@annejumps I bought a little stool to prop my feet up on after I read this was a thing. I call it my poop stool (and of course, sometimes, my stool stool.) It helps!

Posted on September 18, 2014 at 8:08 pm 1

By Tantra Dad@twitter on Bill Cosby's Pound Cake

Another reason not to trust Bill Cosby's moral authority. http://gawker.com/who-wants-to-remember-bill-cosbys-multiple-sex-assaul-1515923178

Posted on September 15, 2014 at 10:37 am 1

By ohbladi on A Song of Spice and Fire

If this piece is indicative of what the next era of The Hairpin is going to be like then THAT IS AMAZING.

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 2:29 pm 2

By ardnaxela47 on A Song of Spice and Fire

I have never had a PSL and I'm only three-quarters of the way through season two of The Wire. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Will I ever be a fully-realized human?

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 10:18 am 1

By stonefruit on A Song of Spice and Fire

HAVE YOU SEEN THE WIRE YET

it's such an important question!

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 5:38 pm 1

By jillygagnon@twitter on The Best Time I Watched My Doctor Examine My Stool Sample

@Prescription Pants There's something really beautiful about the idea that you read multiple poop stories every day.

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 4:15 pm 3

By 14071013@twitter on The Best Time I Watched My Doctor Examine My Stool Sample

I know the whole "slowclap.gif" thing is probably overdone by now but my god...

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Posted on September 10, 2014 at 3:17 pm 3

By commanderbanana on

They remind me of two mildly anxious but weirdly endearing Afghan hounds.

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 9:53 am 5

By 21727051@twitter on A Conversation Amongst Me, Taylor Swift, and Langston Hughes, About Being 22

@Jazmine Seriously I don't think I was even potty trained by then.

Posted on September 9, 2014 at 11:46 pm 1

By ohfiddlefaddle on A Conversation Amongst Me, Taylor Swift, and Langston Hughes, About Being 22

@Lucienne I came here to ask the same thing! JAZMINE STOP BEING CUTE AND IN YOUR TWENTIES I NEED YOU TO BE SUPER OLD SO I FEEL LIKE LESS OF A FAILURE KTHX.

Posted on September 9, 2014 at 4:30 pm 1