I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.
Romantic Of Mice and Men, retitled "Like Bunny Rabbits," starring Channing Tatum as Lennie and Justin Timberlake as George, with an alternate ending that earns it a rating of NC-42 And Only In Certain Parts of San Francisco. Nonetheless, Tatum wins a Golden Globe for "Best Actor Not Going Full Retard."
I just took the Which The Hairpin Contributor Are You Quiz and got Emma Carmichael, which I'm pretty happy with. I guess I would have been pretty happy with all of them though. If I made an Ann Friedman pie of which The Hairpin contributors I most closely identify with, it would be pretty even between Emma, Ann, and Jia, with a few other little slices in there. But the fact that I chose to write this as a paragraph, instead of making the Ann pie, more or less proves the quiz was right; I'm an Emma.
In my experience, love is not a thing that arrives on the doorsteps of the worthy like an overnight Amazon Prime order. So while I completely support decisions to tip more, floss, read outdoors, and generally treat yourself with kindness, don't convince yourself that no one will love you until you're perfect, because most of the time people fall in love with you for being imperfect.
YES. That's what makes her great. She filled her void and sold it back to America.
Her and Ralph. The nailed some echt American something.
Well and Jay Gatsby.
@dracula's ghost She's got a LOT of money -- who says her bathroom cabinet doesn't have its own garden shed?
@apolsasam I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU
Does pouring maple syrup in your shoes only work if you're Canadian, or should Americans try it to?
Is loving Martha Stewart weird? She's just so completely realized as a character.
@ba-na-nas read this as "for sale," it was better that way.