I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.
@annejumps I bought a little stool to prop my feet up on after I read this was a thing. I call it my poop stool (and of course, sometimes, my stool stool.) It helps!
Another reason not to trust Bill Cosby's moral authority. http://gawker.com/who-wants-to-remember-bill-cosbys-multiple-sex-assaul-1515923178
If this piece is indicative of what the next era of The Hairpin is going to be like then THAT IS AMAZING.
I have never had a PSL and I'm only three-quarters of the way through season two of The Wire. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Will I ever be a fully-realized human?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE WIRE YET
it's such an important question!
@Prescription Pants There's something really beautiful about the idea that you read multiple poop stories every day.
I know the whole "slowclap.gif" thing is probably overdone by now but my god...
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They remind me of two mildly anxious but weirdly endearing Afghan hounds.
@Jazmine Seriously I don't think I was even potty trained by then.
@Lucienne I came here to ask the same thing! JAZMINE STOP BEING CUTE AND IN YOUR TWENTIES I NEED YOU TO BE SUPER OLD SO I FEEL LIKE LESS OF A FAILURE KTHX.