I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.
On Soap Options
I guess I didn't need to eat lunch today.
@Jazmine Hughes Try a cleansing oil, or steam treatment, maybe. AFAIK it's actually not a great idea to try and clean out your pores too vigorously.
Eddie's brothers are so fucking cute, and they make such a nice counterpoint to a lot of the show's energy.
Also, the other three people who watched Trophy Wife (sorry guys, I did my best) might be happy to know that Albert Tsai is gonna be on a few episodes of Fresh Off the Boat. Thrilled, but dreading the think pieces about adorable Chinese-American child actors.
That horse story is just CRUEL. An eight year old?!?!
@Dozy Doats I LOVE LINA, but, yeah. I agree with you.
Bridge and Prejudice would have been so much better with, like, Rahul Khanna as Darcy.
On Wedding Town
This is great.
I don't know if you've read Ann Cahill's article "Feminine Beautification and Feminist Pleasure," but I thought of it while reading your piece.
On Horny Jail
Well, if Drake's going, I guess . . .
How many times is too many times to listen to this in a day, do you think? Asking for a friend.
@tofuswalkman Lol, no! I look stupid in photos when I smile, so I feel you, Ye. (But in the candid-y ones he just looks delighted!)
That thing he said in NYT about "90 percent of the time I look like I'm not have a good time" really spoke to me, as someone with resting bitchface. And, okay, and with a bad personality.