I'm not taking no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man.
It's basically the 1970s all over in summer as far as I'm concerned. We should all just embrace our inner Bianca Jagger.
The "stuff under your skin" description was very effectively gross, good job.
Okay, I have a question & it's about this years Sephora Birthday gift. This year it's NARS lip crayons in great colors, BUT they are "mini" and I can't figure out if they're sharpen-able? It sort of looks like they aren't. But I'm not used to the NARS ones, so maybe I'm wrong about this.
There definitely isn't anything I can twist to get more product up. Which is kind of cheap! I still use the mini lipstick MUFE gave out last year. Come on, NARS.
I have to say, this wasn't the next place I expected to run into Ani DiFranco on The Hairpin.
And also, I would like to learn how to do that stuff. BUT I feel like there is a high chance of pole dancing classes being terrible and I don't have any money anyway. Maybe there will be a Groupon next time I'm in a major city for a while.
And now I feel bad about not seeing Beyond the Lights (yet!) again.
@Lucienne I don't think she even has any competition on that front.
I feel like Diane is way more of a Heel Inspiration than Alicia, though? I have a miiiiild preference for Diane, tbh. Who knows if my judgment is responsible.
Anyway, I can wear heels, most of the time. (Sometimes the last is weird for my foot.) I think the trick to walking in them is pretending you're Naomi Campbell. It helps you find the right cadence. I'm hopeless with wedges, though.
I just took my last test ever this week. (I hope.) "Fuck tests" indeed.
Well, there's the Angelica Bell-David Garnett marriage.
That's the only one I can think of, though.
My new goal is to get Salman Rushdie to follow me on Goodreads.