You are too young to be thinking this. You are still young! Celebrate your youth!
- Mortally old 28 year old
I started out feeling it, not into the Pharell hook but that vocoder brought me back in.
@Nicole Cliffe I should have bought that bottle of Qream when I saw it, I could literally write this.
On Shop Talk
@AmandathePanda Depending on what your goal for the butt plug is, glass might be good. The njoy metal plugs are also amazing, they cost a lot more than your average plug but it is so worth it.
On Shop Talk
@RNL Njoy toys are wonderful! I tend to prefer glass but my experiences with njoy plugs has made me want to reconsider that stance.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Maybe this is common sense, but I just realized last night that the only reason I have almost no single friends is that most single people only keep those they might someday want to fuck around as friends (and I do not qualify). All of my friends are in couples or straight single ladies, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
@fondue with cheddar She was actually on New Girl playing a character meant to be the opposite of Deschanel's character. It was pretty great.
Someone recruit her to play Han Solo.
@This is my new username I feel the same way when I saw that people were calling Jennifer Lawerence fat.