On Catchphrases of the Dwellers of My Favorite Coffee Shop
@meganmaria I do some of my best indignance when it's early.
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On What Women Want, According to the October Covers of Lucky, InStyle, InStyle Makeover, Glamour, Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Allure, Elle, and Marie Claire
I want my life to turn into a TV on the Radio video. Do I go to Rolling Stone for that?
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On What Women Want, According to the October Covers of Lucky, InStyle, InStyle Makeover, Glamour, Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Allure, Elle, and Marie Claire
@bonnbee Eat a donut off his dick? That's brilliant! Mmmm... donuts...
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On You Have One New Death
@Kate Musgrove I sort of found out about my grandpa's death on Facebook. My mother would have called right away, but she died a few years earlier, so I had to wait till one of my aunts and uncles who lived closer realized they should let my arm of the family know. By then, half of my cousins had posted things like unhappy faces on FB, so while they weren't saying "RIP Grandpa!" I had a pretty good idea that it had happened. Not a good feeling.
So sorry about your father.
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On Nine Excerpts From the August 2011 Vogue, Presented Without Commentary
SJP for president of everything!
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On Favorite Books of the Secretly Jerky
@Rubyinthedust Me too. I think everyone needs to get over themselves. I mean, my last long-term boyfriend's fave was Stephen King. So pretty much any of these are better than that, right? Also, what's the hilarious, pithy description of Stephen King lovers?
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On Favorite Books of the Secretly Jerky
@whizzard Aw, what's wrong with Slaughterhouse 5?
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On Favorite Books of the Secretly Jerky
@rocknrollunicorn Yes! I'm pretty sure I enjoyed Catcher the least of any Salinger. But it's all pretty great.
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On Catchphrases of the Dwellers of My Favorite Coffee Shop
@feartie I think I would smack her. Depending on the time. Things that severely annoy me at 7 a.m. are often the things I'd enjoy at 3 p.m.