@TheGenYgirl That is a good question! Gave it some thought, think my answer is
@iceberg My co-worker just had a baby and after lunch yesterday she was talking about diapers, and I said out loud, "UGH, babies."
@TheJacqueline I think this would make a lot more sense if it was illustrated with stickers, right?
By cabber on Friday Open Thread
Any one have any recipes that will take up most of a day with delicious results? I am homebound for the weekend (two puppies, cold weather, broke broke broke!) and love to cook up big Sunday dinners for whoever feels like stopping by, but I'm feeling very uninspired by my standard go-to recipes. I eat meat, but often do meatless and have access to tons of seasonal produce at our local farmer's market.
i can't help but find this project extremely irritating and not at all thought provoking. We all have flaws, and we're dishonest about them as we're trying to lure significant others, I get it. We're also all to some degree unhappy. In fact, much of her profile writings I can relate to. But Jessica, it seems to me you're unhappy because you're so extremely self-involved. Maybe you should get a dog?
The woman who pours my whiskey is tall, which helps me take her seriously, despite her perky demeanor and conventional attractiveness.
@meetapossum He was a total stranger, and I don't think I even said anything to him besides "ummmm" before deciding that skedaddling off BART was probably a better use of my time.
His "even food" comment made me laugh internally though because one of my closest friends has an elaborate fantasy where she plans to one day put yogurt in a ziplock bag in her purse, eat it in public with a spoon right out of her purse, and loudly proclaim, "PURSE YOGURT! THE ULTIMATE LADY FOOD!" to everyone she passes.
By laurel on One Weird Trick to Control Your Boyfriend's Mind (the Trick Is Pouring Juice in His Dickhole)
And after 15 minutes astride him, she leans in and whispers, "Thanks, babe. Now go make me a sandwich."
By wee_ramekin on Like, Literally.
@mochi Literally. That time has the longest of asses.