On A Bold Notion for Baby Showers

@tjdubya The last baby shower I was at had a three course meal before she even opened presents. Only women invited.

It was long...

Posted on February 4, 2014 at 5:57 pm 0

On 18 Brides in a Year

This is total perfection and it sums up my feelings on weddings and marriage more eloquently than I ever could.

Jia, you are a fucking star.

Posted on December 30, 2013 at 5:34 pm 1

On Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

@brista128 Right? And because teenagers on television are all played by beautiful 20-somethings, you think you are going to look like a beautiful 20-something.

But you don't. You look awkward and if you were me you still also looked like you were 12.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 2:08 pm 1

On A Plan for Dealing With This

@adorable-eggplant Personally I can't stand the urban sprawl of southern California, nor the overall dryness, nor the weather. That last one might might sound strange but I am one of those freaks who really likes winter.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 3:32 pm 0

On Photographer Mark Menjivar Lives the Dream (Spends Four Years Looking In Other People's Refrigerators)

@TheJacqueline I admit I don't really know my snakes. I thought maybe she was preserving an old pet?

Posted on November 18, 2013 at 12:54 pm 0

On Photographer Mark Menjivar Lives the Dream (Spends Four Years Looking In Other People's Refrigerators)

Let's just talk about the fact that the short-order cook has a frozen python in her freezer.

Posted on November 18, 2013 at 11:30 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Mlbunt No perfume is going to cover up the gobbled skier smell!

Posted on November 15, 2013 at 4:15 pm 1

On I Am So Sorry You Probably Didn't Have An Orgasm That Time We Hooked Up

@sharilyn@twitter Yeah, I sometimes feel like people are just looking for things to rip the new Hairpin apart on when an article like this is just...Jim Behrle making fun of the absurdity of the New York Times.

(Can't believe he didn't use this opportunity to the link to the NYT article that claimed that no one was having sex anymore because sexing had become passé!)

Posted on November 13, 2013 at 12:25 pm 4

On Friday Open Thread

@stonefruit I am doing a Snoopy-like dance right alongside you!

The Red Sox won the World Series. I feel GREAT about that! I am ECSTATIC about that! And yeah I get that we are no longer a "scrappy underdog team" but that is a hard perspective to change, especially when you grew up with NYY fans screaming "1918" in your face at every opportunity. Each win might not actually BE lucky anymore, but it damn sure feels that way.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 4:09 pm 2

On Out With the October, In With the New Susan Miller Forecast

My October was really awesome. Suck it, astrology.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 3:03 pm 2