I am on my period, and I do want this sandwich.
By Slapfight on Not Like Most Girls
@idrathernot I read this while cringing at my teenage self.
@rhinoyouarebutwhatami You've made first contact!
I'm not like most girls. I spent some time looking up the ascii translation of your binary. Hello to you as well.
@AnnaGraeme I know the narrator is a psychopath, but I still make my friends read that excerpt because EXACTLY THAT.
YES YES YES YES! I will cheer loudly to support any skewering of "I'm not like most girls..." especially because I once drank the koolaid of internalized sexism too.
ah, the return of the leggy, whisky-drinking, pool-playing, three blonds in a trench coat alien
@fabel It's okay, my brain was like "Giant banana?? what is happening here????"
By fabel on How to Enter Parties
It took my brain way too long to realize what that was. I was like, pool noodle? Where's the person behind it?