@angermonkey @ fabel : I also thought "giant banana?" Though, huuuuuuge props to "pool noodle," omfg.
@SarcasticFringehead : Despite your excellent avatar, you are WRONG, because BUGS and OMG NASTY GET THEM OFF ME.
Seriously, I am afraid of moths and butterflies and bumblebees oh my god I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
@frigwiggin : FOR FUCKING REAL. That one just MURDERED me.
@aphrabean: Oh my god, this exchange made me snort-laugh.
There was an entire conversation about turning the place into a NASCAR fan site, and NOT ONE PERSON in the comments has made a "Hairpin Turn" joke? I am so disappointed.
@PDubs : NICE.
@hoo:ha : Me too, last September, of breast cancer that had already metastasized to her liver when they found it. So Sunday will be my first Motherless Mother's Day, and it also would've been her 63rd birthday. Hugs to all three of you.
@the roughest toughest frail : Oh my god oh my god oh my god. That is all just. Jesus, and it's that time of the month, too, so I'm super-easily-nauseated and why did I reaaaaad thiiiiiiiiis.
@Hellcat : Me too! I have a cucumber in the fridge right now. Kind of tempted to go see what kind of beverage I can make out of it.
@parallel-lines : THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR THE NIGHTMARES.