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On IMEZRU?

The concert was one of those radio station-sponsored all-day deals with a whole bunch of shitty bands, if that helps shed some light on who probably found the phone.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 2:09 pm 1

On IMEZRU?

One time I randomly received a string of late night dick pics from a random guy in my circle of friends. I immediately texted my girlfriend to be like "wtf??" and she'd gotten the same pics! Turns out he'd lost his phone at a concert and whoever found it went through his photos and sent the sexy ones to every female in his phone, including his mother, sisters, etc. Awkward!

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 12:56 pm 0

On Things I Could Have Said to Connie Britton When She Came Into My Coffee Shop the Other Day

I love you Tami Taylor! I actually sat next to her at a restaurant last year. I was with my FNL-obsessed girlfriend (this was before I started watching the show) and she was completely starstruck, which is saying a lot because we're in LA and random celebrity encounters like that are kinda the norm here. When we got up to leave Tami's (can't think of her as Connie) friend was in the bathroom so she was all alone and my friend congratulated her on her Emmy nomination which had been announced that day. She was so sweet and gracious! And pretty. I'm so glad I hadn't started watching the show yet. I probably wouldn't have been able to eat.

Posted on February 23, 2012 at 12:39 am 0

On Six-Word Tales: Love and Loss

@spoondisaster I've met this man many times.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 8:49 pm 1

On Six-Word Tales: Love and Loss

@Emmanuelle Cunt This sounds nice. Maybe one day.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm 0

On Six-Word Tales: Love and Loss

@atipofthehat Somehow it just keeps finding me.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 3:40 pm 2

On Six-Word Tales: Love and Loss

@Emmanuelle Cunt I advise opposite, after trying this.
Leaving apartment now requires stealth maneuvers.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 3:35 pm 3

On Six-Word Tales: Love and Loss

@arielleann You are or he is?

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm 0

On Six-Word Tales: Love and Loss

I only want until I have.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:46 pm 11

On Curried Chicken and Broccoli Casserole

@alsoknownas They ate Chicken Divan in the Babysitters Club books! It was always something they "picked at" though. What the fuck was their problem? This looks amazing.

Posted on February 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm 7