On Spite Houses, Ranked by Spite-ness

These are all bigger than my (non-spite) apartment...

Posted on December 16, 2013 at 7:15 pm 1

On 917 People Who Are Hotter Than Benedict Cumberbatch

Excellent list! :) it didn't get really funny for me until about halfway through, and then the accumulating absurdity of the people listed had me laughing on the train. (PS: not a diehard BC fangirl, but I do enjoy watching him act)

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 8:22 pm 2

On "Men In Cat T-Shirts," to the Tune of "Nights in White Satin"

@E The customer reviews for that shirt are excellent.

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 10:29 pm 0

On Do You Suffer From Nomophobia? Probably.

My phone is also where I keep my favorite music, the books I'm reading, my social calendar, my notes of things I have to do, my alarm clock, my study flash cards, my flashlight for dark places, my cooking recipes, and so on, so yes, I absolutely have nomophobia... in fact this article is making me want to check on the whereabouts of my phone right now!

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 8:18 pm 0

On The CrazySexyCool Pie

I seriously thought this meant "creepin" as in creeping on someone's photos or facebook profile... a sad reflection of my current mental state and my stalker levels of creepin' going on.

Posted on July 12, 2013 at 12:40 am 1

On What Is Your Personal Garbage Music?

@DoucheyTwoShoes SO happy to find a fellow hater. That's right up there with "my greatest weakness is that I'm just too hardworking" as a bullshit interview answer...

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 9:36 pm 1

On "What's the Worst Thing That's Woken You Up in the Dead of Night?"

I am not troubled by giant cockroaches- I squash them and forget about 'em five seconds later. They are almost benign.

What I hate are the small tiny German cockroaches, that are just the right size to crawl into your ear when you are sleeping, even if you are only nine years old and have very small ears, and that wake you up with a horrible scraping sound/sensation as they try to escape the wrong way out, basically scarring you for life, until you take a bath crying and wait for the drowned bug to eventually float out of your ear and hope you don't have to go to the hospital to extract it...

Nightmares forever, and I don't sleep on my back anymore but only my side because of this.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 9:09 pm 0

On Marry Your Computer

@ellochka Novia cybernetica... that's really cute! :) Congrats!

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 8:08 pm 0

On The To-Do List Pie

10% Laser Eye Surgery

10% Laser Hair Removal

80% Non Laser Related Items (studying, cleaning my apartment, etc.)

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 7:53 pm 3

On Interview With an International Adoptee

If you are interested in finding out more about Korean adoptees, and also want to find out more about the whys and hows of Korean adoption being so easy, this lady has a great tumblr: http://peaceshannon.tumblr.com/tagged/faqs

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 7:36 pm 0