I'm a writer living in New York who is currently quite amused.

On What Would Susan Miller Say? My Octocalypse Journal

Excellent post. For the record, Susan Miller (in person) is like your lovable, worldly, wine-swilling aunt. I actually cannot vouch for the wine-swilling part, but she has that caution-to-the-wind vibe that seems to go hand-in-hand with goblets of better-than-average sancerre.

Posted on November 5, 2013 at 4:31 pm 1

On Deep Conditioning: Put a Bag on Your Head

B&B Brilliantine is good stuff. I once wrote Bumble & Bumble Corporate a letter - on paper! - singing its praises and they sent me a box of it, along with various test-market products (including that fancy hair powder that makes you look vaguely Victorian/deranged). I was pleased.

Posted on January 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm 0

On More Fun Than Traffic School: Nine Things to Do Drunk Besides Drive

I love this with the strength of a 5-7 ill-advised vodka sodas! Side note: I met a really cute guy in my DUI class (in SF!) in 2000. But it never worked because of the unsurmountable "how did you guys meet?" question. . .

Posted on December 16, 2010 at 3:28 pm 0

On Disconnect With the Help of a Hanky

Am normally wary of Clothes That Say Things but this witty, polite hanky has won me over.

Posted on November 18, 2010 at 10:47 am 0

On The Worst Makeout Mixtape Ever

This may expose me as An Old, but while making out with college boyfriend, "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Joe Cocker came on the RADIO. Makeout-ender for sure. Thanks, KFOG.

Posted on November 15, 2010 at 1:12 pm 0

On Why Did You Buy Me That Dot Com

Heh. World's Ugliest Jug worth a look as well.

Posted on November 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm 0