@katiemcgillicuddy edith you are not an attic wife you are a MAIN FLOOR wife
I sometimes worry about my emotional investment in this site an how I really FEEL ALL THE FEELINGS after every big change. So I'll just say: Welcome, Emma! and Edith, you are the best and I'll miss your writing.
Today I saw a photo of myself from a year ago and I am so, so skinny; I look all wrong, I look as if I might break, I look as if I don't know how to be in my own bones.
And I look so miserable, and I remember the photo being taken, and I remember I was thinking as she took the picture jesuschrist I am SO FAT, I am SO FAT , and I- I just wasn't. I really, really fucking wasn't.
And I am fatter now; and I am happier now; and it was like a little tiny breakthrough, or a little tiny noticing of a massive breakthrough, and I feel like this is the sort of post to say it, and I'll never say it on Twitter or Facebook or even to anybody I know in the world.
But anyway, thank you, thank you so much for writing this, it was beautiful. Thank you. And your photo made me grin, because so much fucking triumph. Thank you. Ta.
@jule_b_sorry For real. Why is everyone here hatin' on Creme Eggs? They're tied for best Easter candy with Reese's peanut butter eggs.
@parallel-lines While at a friend's wedding reception, we noticed there was a costume party going on across the street and standing outside what a lady dressed in a spot-on Labyrinth Bowie costume. Of course, we all immediately ran out of the reception and across the street to see if she'd completed it with the appropriate bulge.
She had. It was magical.
By R&RKD on The Bestworst Guy
One tit raps in French, the other raps in Spanish.
By garli on The Bestworst Guy
Can we all (all of us who are past our best/worst guys) just have a moment of silence and be happy that what ever infected our brains at that point has since passed?
@ponymalta Right? Ugh. It's hard not to extrapolate unverified information from your submission LW#2, but there's something about this setup (oh, he gets to help make a child but thinks you would be a terrible parent) makes me want to punch him.
More of this series forever, please.
Amazing, nailed it. I do always wonder if there are really more peanut allergies nowadays or if a kid with peanut allergies in 1780 just died and it was like, whoops, lost another one.