@jule_b_sorry For real. Why is everyone here hatin' on Creme Eggs? They're tied for best Easter candy with Reese's peanut butter eggs.
@parallel-lines While at a friend's wedding reception, we noticed there was a costume party going on across the street and standing outside what a lady dressed in a spot-on Labyrinth Bowie costume. Of course, we all immediately ran out of the reception and across the street to see if she'd completed it with the appropriate bulge.
She had. It was magical.
One tit raps in French, the other raps in Spanish.
By garli on The Bestworst Guy
Can we all (all of us who are past our best/worst guys) just have a moment of silence and be happy that what ever infected our brains at that point has since passed?
@ponymalta Right? Ugh. It's hard not to extrapolate unverified information from your submission LW#2, but there's something about this setup (oh, he gets to help make a child but thinks you would be a terrible parent) makes me want to punch him.
More of this series forever, please.
Amazing, nailed it. I do always wonder if there are really more peanut allergies nowadays or if a kid with peanut allergies in 1780 just died and it was like, whoops, lost another one.
The reason why there are so many food allergies is because liberal parents are too afraid to spank their children! THANKS OBAMA.
By wee_ramekin on "I Don't Buy It"
@causedbycomma Yes, I loved this little demitasse of a poem.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Your innovations in eyeliner and bronzer applications stand up very nicely next to Darwin and Blume's work!